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Bucs loss forces Tom Brady to reconsider love

The Buccaneers tragic loss last night has forced star quarterback Tom Brady to reconsider the prospect of love. “Maybe I’ve been focused on the wrong ring.” Tom said right into my eyes. “I mean I have so many already, but I haven’t paid attention to the most important one.” I then cried, reeling from the…

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Bucs release special edition jersey

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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have unveiled a new jersey for fans to wear during the upcoming 2022 season, which will kick off on Sunday, September 11, against the Cowboys in Dallas, Texas. “It’s a number 12 jersey and pays tribute to not only our own Tom Brady but also Nobel Prize-winning Austrian-Irish physicist Erwin Schrödinger!”…

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Scientists find alternate universe where Bucs won

Alt Universe Bucs

Tampa scientists have discovered an alternate quantum reality existing parallel to the world we know, and in that other universe, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers won their last playoff game. “Yea, you know, we saw Spider Man, so in a no-way-home-style series of events, we figured out a way to travel through an alternate world where…

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Tampa News Force scales back Tom Brady coverage

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Tampa News Force, renowned for the best and most comprehensive coverage of Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has decided to reduce the amount of time and resources previously devoted to that pursuit. Readers may have already noticed that we haven’t been doing post-game reports on Bucs games like we did last season. There are…

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Bucs sign Brady’s celebration attendant to contract extension

The world champion Tampa Bay Buccaneers have signed Boof Noosler to a one-year contract extension, following today’s celebratory boat parade. Noosler, whose job consists entirely of making sure quarterback Tom Brady doesn’t fall down and hurt himself after drinking too much tequila, has been deemed “absolutely essential” by general manager Jason Licht. “if there’s one…

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Buccaneers Sign Every Team’s #1 Receiver

All the receivers

Tampa, FL– In an impressive flurry of trades, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have acquired the top receivers of the other 31 National Football League teams. “It’s going to take some creative formations to get them all involved,” Head Coach Bruce Arians said. “But we’ll figure it out.” Arians envisions Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, Davante Adams…

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Bucs sign ghost of Lee Roy Selmon

Ghost of Lee Roy Selmon Hired by the Buccaneers

In a press conference earlier today Buccaneers General Manager Jason Licht confirmed the team is currently in talks with the spirit of former Buccaneer and crosstown expressway namesake, Lee Roy Selmon, to replace Todd Bowles as Defensive coordinator in an obvious effort to once again shock the city by negotiating yet another seemingly impossible placement…

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