Posts Tagged ‘David Straz for Mayor’
David Straz turns out to be “Shadow Owner” of Tampa News Force
Tampa News Force Headquarters – Uptown Tampa – Tuesday, 4.23.2019 “That’s right Tampa, my name is David Straz, you know, from the Straz building, and I’m here to officially announce that I’ve been pulling the strings over at Tampa News Force for year(s) now!” I was totally blown away by the fact that I never…
Read MoreEditorial: David Straz the candidate for Tampa as the prophecy foretold
Tampa News Force Headquarters – Hillsborough County – Tuesday 4.23.2019 Archeologists have discovered ancient scrolls at the Jackson House site in Downtown Tampa which described the coming of a rich businessman who will lead the city by the Bay to claim the title of the the next ‘Great City in America’ . “I’m not one…
Read MoreDavid Straz campaign accidentally changes slogan to ‘How much money do you fuckboys want?’
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Monday 3.18.2019 While the Tampa mayoral runoff is still weeks away, candidate David Straz has received some swift criticism for a small error that led to accidentally changing the slogan to his campaign. “We don’t know who changed it, or why it said that when we printed it,” says…
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