Posts Tagged ‘guns’
Florida Residents Tout Stand Your Ground Law As Lee Bears Down On Canada
The only way to stop a bad storm is a good guy with a gun.
Read MoreSeffner man welcomes UFOs as “somethin’ else to shoot at”
What’s your plan to react to a close encounter?
Read MoreGod explains problem with “Thoughts & Prayers”
There is always an answer to every question.
Read MoreConcealed Carry Fashion Tips for New Florida Gun Owners
These handy tips will help you look like the elite who want to shoot people they meet.
Read MoreWhat kind of hammer should you buy?
One thing you often hear from gun advocates in the wake of a mass shooting is, “guns aren’t at fault; it could have just as easily been a psycho with a hammer”. And just because that never happens doesn’t mean they’re wrong. You are just as subject to being the victim of a mass hammering…
Read MoreOdessa family installs mass shooting victims pool
The Menando family, who lives on Gunn Highway in Odessa near Tampa may have the most unique swimming pool in the state of Florida: it’s in the shape of the aftermath of a mass shooting. “It’s actually four separate pools and they’re supposed to represent us; me, my wife Brenda, our son Kevin and our…
Read MoreCops find middle-aged white man so unhinged that he can’t have guns
Last Wednesday, Clearwater Police Department and the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office seized the guns of David Berry, who was seen on video being aggressive toward landscapers Jeremy Lee and his daughter while holding an AR-9 rifle earlier this month. On July 7, Berry confronted Mr. Lee and his daughter while they were trying to mow a…
Read MoreTampa Police donate guns to Amish
Following a successful Gun Buy Back event, the Tampa Police Department announced that they will be donating all the weapons they collected to the Amish community down in Sarasota. “Don’t think of it as us taking guns off the streets; we’re just putting them on streets that are traveled by horse-drawn buggies instead of cars,”…
Read MoreMass shootings should end now that St. Pete woman is sick of them
Following a mass shooting at an Independence Day parade in Highland Park, Illinois yesterday, Sandy Sterns of St. Petersburg has declared that she is completely over it. “This stuff happens all the time. It’s ridiculous”, she said. “And yesterday was a holiday; we all had the day off and were supposed to celebrate America and…
Read MoreBabies will be given guns at birth
In an effort to end mass shootings, all babies born from now on will be given guns immediately at birth in an attempt to breed an evolution of humans with guns built directly into their bodies. “By familiarizing newborns with guns, we’re hoping to ultimately have a race of humans born with guns already in…
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