Posts Tagged ‘Rick Scott’
Aides concerned about Rick Scott’s health as he doesn’t act like a dick
Are you alarmed by this sudden strange behavior?
Read MoreFormer DeSantis campaign staffer criticizes Florida unemployment system
Have you had to deal with this system?
Read MoreRick Scott endorses high speed rail on the moon
In space, no one can hear a choo-choo.
Read MoreRick Scott shares New Years kiss with fleshlight
Former disgraced Florida Governor, and current Florida Senator, Rick Scott, was caught sharing a New Years kiss with a fleshlight, during a party a the Senators mansion. “Yea he just walked out during the countdown with this dripping sex toy, then gave it a big tongue kiss when the clock hit zero. It was pretty…
Read MoreDignitaries invited to be honored at TNF 2000th Article party
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and Florida Senator Rick Scott have been invited by Tampa News Force to appear at the TNF 2000th Article Celebration / Free Beer Estate Sale Costume Contest, this Sunday, October 30th at Café Hey in Tampa for the sake of being presented with special meritorious achievement awards. The following was sent…
Read MoreRick Scott invades family’s home via Hocus Pocus 2
Failing to heed a warning from Jamie Gooch of Troy, Texas, a family in West Tampa now has Rick Scott infesting their home. “A worst case scenario is: you unleash hell on your kids and in your home,” said Ms. Gooch, referring to ‘Hocus Pocus 2,’ the sequel to the cult Disney favorite currently streaming…
Read MoreRick Scott questions President Biden’s work ethic and commitment to Americans from yacht in Italy
Florida Senator Rick Scott took to Twitter recently to criticize President Joe Biden for going on vacation in Delaware: Scott sent these Tweets, among many, many others from a luxury yacht in Italy, where he is currently vacationing at a time when part of his job on behalf of the Republican is to win back…
Read MoreExposure to Senator Rick Scott Cited as Leading Cause of Monkeypox
During a recent survey of people infected with Monkeypox, over 85% of respondents said that the Florida Senator, Rick Scott, was the last person they had physically come in contact with before experiencing symptoms. “I met him at a press event, and we hooked up,” said Everett Estreya, a 27-year-old intern for CNN. “After he…
Read MoreRick Scott makes attempt to express concern for military service members
US Senator from Florida and rejected Star Wars droid prototype Rick Scott spent Thursday making care packages with The United Service Organizations Inc., better known as the USO, a nonprofit-charitable corporation that provides live entertainment, such as comedians, actors and musicians, social facilities, and other programs to members of the United States Armed Forces and…
Read MoreRick Scott comes dangerously close to endorsing CRT
Earlier today, U.S. Senator Rick Scott of Florida stopped just short of a full endorsement of Critical Race Theory (CRT), the extremely controversial and dangerous academic concept that teaches the core idea that race is a social construct, and that racism is not merely the product of individual bias or prejudice and also that white…
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