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Rick Scott offers to share personal safe space

In an unprecedented display of bipartisanship, Florida Senator Rick Scott has offered the use of his personal panic room to liberal journalists from the Washington Post.  Scott spent most of yesterday Tweeting about how his new 11 Step Plan to Rescue America was “triggering” his political opponents, as opposed to touting what the plan actually…

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NASA introduces outer safe space

NASA Safe Space

The National Air and Space Association announced that it will be figuratively launching an “outer safe space” which combines the conceptual moral complex of “safe spaces” with the cold dark vacuum of outer space/interstellar travel. “We’ve been getting a lot of emails about whether the N-word is said in space and it’s constricted by the…

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