Posts Tagged ‘Strip Club’
Mons Venus discontinues attractive, young entertainers
Following what has become an established-but-annoying business trend, Tampa’s world famous Mons Venus “gentleman’s club” has announced that they will no longer offer young attractive women for the sake of providing entertainment to club patrons. “Yeah, we know people are going to be disappointed because the hot strippers were very popular, but we just can’t…
Read MoreStrip club that looks like warehouse is both
A new gentleman’s club that looks like a warehouse on Adamo Drive between Tampa and Brandon has joined the ranks of gentleman’s clubs that look like warehouses on Adamo Drive between Tampa and Brandon. The difference is that this new establishment actually serves as both. “Welcome to Partz!”, said owner/DJ Neon Cleon when we showed…
Read MoreSupply chain shortages impacting local gentlemen’s clubs
A disruption to global supply chains stemming from the shutdown of various industries in 2020 due to the COVID 19 pandemic are beginning to affect Tampa Bay Area strip clubs. “What we’re seeing on our end in this industry is a critical shortage of strippers”, said Joe Redner, owner of the world famous Mons Venus…
Read MoreQuiz: Which stripper is right for you?
The Tampa Bay Area is home to a lot of so-called “gentleman’s clubs” and that means it’s home to A LOT of strippers. That’s not news. People enjoy strip clubs, because getting away from the hassles of ‘real life’ and spending time with a sexy stranger is naughty fun. In an ongoing effort to help…
Read MoreGentleman’s club unveils outdoor VIP area
Lookers, one of Tampa Bay’s most deservedly ignored ‘gentleman’s clubs’, has announced the addition of a new, outdoor VIP section. “We’re calling it the Grind Garden, so you know it’s classy,” says Rollo, the manager. The club is located at 8205 N. Dale Mabry, just South of Waters Avenue in the stretch between the abandoned…
Read MoreTampa Area Strippers Concerned About Corona Virus
“We used to pick up singles with our butt cracks without a second thought. Now, we worry where it has been”
Read MoreAbandoned strip club to become loneliness museum
The gentleman’s club formerly known as Bendy’s in the Drew Park area of Tampa will reopen this spring as The National Loneliness Hall of Fame and Museum. “Tampa is widely known as the strip club capitol of the world and everyone knows there‘a nothing more lonely than guys who hang around in strip clubs,” says…
Read MoreTampa strip club designated historical landmark
Teaser’s Gentlemen’s Club – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.25.19 Nebraska avenue strip club, Teasers, has earned the status of national historic landmark this week, making its structure safe from demolition, with a guarantee from the city to keep its architecture intact for at least another 200 years. Teasers, the unassuming local strip club which has…
Read More60 Foot Stripper Emerges From Tampa Bay to Fight Godzilla
Hillsborough River – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 7.9.19 During Tampa Bay’s inaugural ‘Boom by the Bay’ Fourth of July fireworks celebration, a rogue mortar fell into the water of the Hillsborough River and exploded. The shockwave from this single blast of red, white, and blue projectile was enough to awaken Candi, the 60-foot stripper, from…
Read MoreTampa Zoo to replace all animals with painted strippers
Lowry Park Area – Hillsborough County – Friday, 2.23.2019 In an effort to bring in more millennials, the Tampa Zoo has decided to replace all of its animals with painted strippers. “We’ve tried every single thing we could, but for some reason the only people who want to come here are kids and their parents,”…
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