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Tampa strip club designated historical landmark

Tampa Strip Club designated a National Landmark

Teaser’s Gentlemen’s Club – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.25.19 Nebraska avenue strip club, Teasers, has earned the status of national historic landmark this week, making its structure safe from demolition, with a guarantee from the city to keep its architecture intact for at least another 200 years. Teasers, the unassuming local strip club which has…

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60 Foot Stripper Emerges From Tampa Bay to Fight Godzilla

60 Foot Stripper fights Godzilla

Hillsborough River – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 7.9.19 ​During Tampa Bay’s inaugural ‘Boom by the Bay’ Fourth of July fireworks celebration, a rogue mortar fell into the water of the Hillsborough River and exploded. The shockwave from this single blast of red, white, and blue projectile was enough to awaken Candi, the 60-foot stripper, from…

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Tampa Zoo to replace all animals with painted strippers

Lowry Park Area – Hillsborough County – Friday, 2.23.2019 In an effort to bring in more millennials, the Tampa Zoo has decided to replace all of its animals with painted strippers. “We’ve tried every single thing we could, but for some reason the only people who want to come here are kids and their parents,”…

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First ever combination strip club pawn shop set to open in Tampa

Dale Mabry – Tampa – Saturday, 1.19.2019 “Spunkies” will officially become the first strip club pawn-shop combination in Tampa history when it’s doors open for business next Monday. A common issue strip clubs face is when the patron runs out of money. So now, instead of them leaving, they can pawn off their valuables instantaneously…

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