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Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightning’s Loss to Calgary on “Pride Night”
Who’s right? Who’s wrong? 🏒🥅🌈
Read MoreAmalie Arena management may take drastic steps in response to Lightning skid
Desperate circumstances require desperate measures
Read MoreLocal hockey expert doesn’t understand why Lightning won’t sign his favorite player
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Read MoreLightning to wear special edition reverse-hetero jerseys tonight
The Tampa Bay Lightning will wear their brand-new, special edition “reverse-hetero” uniforms tonight in their game against the Carolina Hurricanes at Amalie Arena. “We already have a Pride Night every season that brings out the dumbest remarks from the stupidest people. We figured this would be a good way to engage… and enrage… those idiots,”…
Read MoreGuy at home declares Bucs season over
Following the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 21-3 loss to the Carolina Panthers this past Sunday, their second consecutive loss to an opponent perceived to be far inferior, Rich Knuckler of Tampa has declared that the team’s season is over. The announcement came from the couch in his living where he watches all the games on television,…
Read MoreIrony of Lightning opening 2022-23 preseason against Hurricanes lost on no one
The defending NHL Eastern Conference Champion Tampa Bay Lightning are scheduled to open the 2022-23 season with an exhibition game against the Carolina Hurricanes at 7pm tonight at PNC Arena in Raleigh, North Carolina. The two teams were supposed to meet again tomorrow at 7pm at Amalie Arena here in Tampa, but that has been…
Read MoreTampa Bay Lightning changes their name to Tampa Bay Pikachus
In a shocking first this week, the now former Tampa Bay Lightning have become the first major US sports team to change their mascot to a Pokémon. With abstract and fantasy based mascots like the Dragons, the Heat, and Jazz, this natural progression in branding seems almost inevitable. “As long as it still relates to…
Read MoreGarrison Channel fish is sad that Lightning won’t three-peat
A fish that lives in Garrison Channel behind Amalie Arena is very disappointed to learn that the Tampa Bay Lightning lost 2-1 to the Colorado Avalanche in Game 6 of the 2022 Stanley Cup Final Sunday night, ending their championship winning streak at two. “No b-b-b-b-b-b-b-boat parade?”, it asked in bubble language. “Golly. That’s sad.”…
Read MoreLightning head to Colorado early to acclimate to high altitude
The Tampa Bay Lightning left for Denver yesterday, two days early in order to adjust to the higher altitude prior to Game 5 of the Stanley Cup Final against the Colorado Avalanche, a series in which the Lightning currently trail, two games to one. “We didn’t play very well out there in Games 1 and…
Read MoreLightning goal horn sounds prematurely again
At last night’s NHL Eastern Conference Final game between the Tampa Bay Lightning and New York Rangers, which the Lightning won 4-1 to even the best-of-seven series at two games apiece, the goal horn went off after a shot from Lightning defenseman Jan Ruuta went wide of the net at the 14:50 mark of the…
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