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Read MoreBucs play “home” game in Germany, heavy traffic around Raymond James Stadium reported
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers defeated the Seattle Seahawks 21-16 earlier today in Munich, Germany. Traffic around Raymond James stadium was reported to be slow-moving and congested, due to road closures and vehicle routing. “I don’t know why this is a surprise to anyone; we’ve had Buccaneer football for almost 50 years at this point. Game…
Read MoreTampa Police donate guns to Amish
Following a successful Gun Buy Back event, the Tampa Police Department announced that they will be donating all the weapons they collected to the Amish community down in Sarasota. “Don’t think of it as us taking guns off the streets; we’re just putting them on streets that are traveled by horse-drawn buggies instead of cars,”…
Read MoreCar thief attempts to elude cops by hiding in wood chipper
Clayton Plateler of Tampa has been arrested after his attempt to hide from Tampa Police Department officers in a wood chipper failed miserably. Police were called to the Mayflower Motel on North Florida Avenue where Plateler had been spotted breaking car windows and stealing radios. When officers arrived on scene, he tried to escape by…
Read MoreTampa Police Ready to Receive Instructions From New Broad
Tampa Mayor Jane Castor announced earlier today that former Tampa Police officer and deputy chief Mary O’Connor has been chosen to serve as the next chief of the Tampa Police Department (TPD), pending confirmation from the City Council. The selection doesn’t meet all of the criteria set by President Joe Biden, who had taken an…
Read MoreThieves pull off daring art heist in Tampa Heights
Café Hey, the venerable coffee and sandwich shop on Franklin Street located right on the boundary between downtown and Tampa Heights, was recently victimized by art thieves who law enforcement officials believe used an elaborate scheme to steal valuable works displayed on the establishment’s walls. “No,” said owner Chung Choi. “We’re still easing into being…
Read MoreFlorida Public School Teachers to Be Replaced with Out-Of-State Police Officers
During a press conference today, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced his plans to ensure every public-school student complies with his mask orders. “Kids in Florida are going to be learning their ABCs as soon as these liberals stop taking this airborne virus seriously,” said DeSantis to a very confused press room. “How can a…
Read MoreTampa Police Department announces plan to choose new chief
Following Monday’s announcement that Tampa Police Chief Brian Dugan is retiring effective September 10th, the department is moving forward with plans to appoint someone new to that position. “It’s a serious job, with a lot of very important responsibilities, especially these days”, said Tampa Mayor Jane Castor. “But there’s no reason why we can’t have…
Read MoreTampa PD foils plot to sabotage Super Bowl
Tampa police have thwarted a plan intended to ruin the Super Bowl for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, arresting a man visiting from Boston at Raymond James Stadium Friday morning. “We’ve been getting reports that some creepy, rat-faced guy was going around licking people”, said police chief Brian Dugan. “At first, we thought it was probably…
Read MoreTampa man helping to develop new identification system
Bradley Beardsley, a software engineer in Tampa, is aiding the FBI and other law enforcement agencies in creating a new means of identifying people. “Everyone is familiar with facial recognition software but that technology has been largely negated by the wearing of face coverings in the age of COVID”, he said. “Even places like banks…
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