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You’ll never believe what Tom Brady’s Horoscope said!

By Chris Coon | January 29, 2022 |

Bringing you the horoscope once again is our resident Horoscopologist, Chris Coon, and this week you’ll never believe what Tom Brady’s horoscope was! Aries While in a coffee shop across from an intellectual, you will unwittingly inspire a new wave of a political philosophy that will revolutionize 22nd century geopolitics. That philosophy: Ugly people should…

Scientists find alternate universe where Bucs won

By John Jacobs | January 27, 2022

Tampa scientists have discovered an alternate quantum reality existing parallel to the world we know, and in that other universe, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers won their last playoff game. “Yea, you know, we saw Spider Man, so in a no-way-home-style series of events, we figured out a way to travel through an alternate world where…