Posts Tagged ‘Vaccine’
St. Pete man’s dying words express regret for getting vaccinated
Eddie Mulmswood of St. Petersburg passed away yesterday and used his last words to say that more than anything else, he wished he’d never gotten vaccinated against COVID. “You would have thought his greatest regret was getting drunk and walking into traffic on a Thursday afternoon”, said his son-in-law Jerry Oyler. “I mean, since he…
Read MoreSnortable vaccine available in Ybor
A snortable version of the Covid vaccine has been released and is being distributed exclusively in Ybor City. The drug has been made snortable because that’s how some people are most comfortable taking their drugs, so the CDC wanted to give people a version of the vaccine that’s more palatable to them. “We realized this…
Read MoreVax-hesitant woman in St. Pete REALLY nervous after suffering no side effects
Amanda Fleary of St. Petersburg, who was hesitant to receive a vaccination against COVID, is worried more than ever about the vaccine after finally taking it but not suffering any of the side effects associated with it. “I held off on getting it for so long, because I just didn’t know if it was safe”,…
Read MoreAnti-vax bar in Clearwater offering incentives to potential customers
In response to nationwide efforts to motivate more people to get vaccinated against Covid-19 by offering perks like free donuts, beer, gift cards and entries into special lotteries offering cash prizes and scholarships, one bar in Clearwater wants to reward people who don’t get vaccinated. “Here at Jenny Mc’s, we cater to people who do…
Read MoreVaccinated creep eager to start giving unsolicited hugs again
Denny Dexter of Palm Harbor has recently been fully vaccinated against COVID-19 and can’t wait to start hugging women who don’t want him to hug them. “I feel good about it. And women should too”, he said. “Because it’s completely safe. There’s nothing bad that can happen as a result of me approaching some unsuspecting…
Read MoreDeSantis might consider making COVID vaccines available to poor people
“Please, don’t say ‘poor’ people. I did not use that description. I never have and I never will, okay? It’s offensive”, he said. “I prefer to call them ‘not rich enough’.”
Read MoreFDA says Pfizer’s new euthanasia vaccine looks promising at combating pandemic, but more testing needed
A joint study released by the FDA and Pfizer and that “pain clinic” on Armenia Avenue in Tampa that clearly used to be a 7-Eleven today may very well mark the beginning of the end for Covid-19. A group of 3,000 research scientists, epidemiologist, virologist and biologists signed onto a claim that Pfizer’s new euthanasia…
Read MoreCity of St. Pete introduces mobile vaccine distribution unit
As the country prepares for the distribution of a COVID-19 vaccine, St. Petersburg Mayor Rick Kriseman, has come up with a creative way to get the treatment out locally. “Some people are vehemently opposed to getting the vaccine and that’s an issue. But nobody is opposed to food trucks”, he said. “People love those stupid…
Read MoreBill Gates: I am going to microchip every black person in America!
During a press conference at his secret science facility in Downtown Tampa, Microsoft Founder and billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates, announced that he alone designed and released COVID-19 with the hopes that it will spread from China and infect every man, woman and child around the globe so that he could then cure everyone with his…
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