Posts Tagged ‘children’
I don’t want to write this story about children’s genitals
Sometimes journalism requires writing the stories that are unpleasant to write.
Read MoreSt. Pete man ready to start being afraid of children
Grant Ligwitz of St. Petersburg has come to the realization that he might be at the point in his life where he should start being afraid of children. “I’m not old by any means, but I’m also not getting any younger,” he said. “I’m 38!” He said the idea occurred to him on a recent…
Read MoreLine of books from Mike Huckabee in no way intended to groom children
American politician, Baptist minister, and political commentator Mike Huckabee, who served as the 44th governor of Arkansas, is touting a line of children’s literature designed to educate but in no way indoctrinate or unduly influence them in any way. “The mainstream media has been no friend to President Trump, and they’ll never admit that he…
Read MoreSuper-talented baby creeps out parents
Little Amy Pleebler, an exceptionally gifted musical prodigy at two years old, is intimidating her parents, Bob and Wendy. “She sings like a perfect angel and even plays the piano a little bit. She knows, like, chord progressions and shit,” said Wendy. “How? How?!?” “It’s just so weird the way she’s good at stuff”, Wendy…
Read MoreTampa Boy Buys Gun on Facebook Marketplace, Kills Armed Intruder Same Day
In an event that likely would have ended in violent breaking and entering, 11-year-old Salem Plowers is being hailed as a hero after successfully shooting to death a would be criminal, thanks to the Facebook Marketplace. “The guy on the internet agreed to meet me to buy my Nintendo Switch,” said Plowers who was sucking…
Read MorePhysician offers tips on how to talk to children about Covid-19
“This is a very confusing and stressful time for everyone. Imagine experiencing at as a toddler… There are ways to help them through this.”
Read MoreState Fair’s racing pigs replaced with lost children
One of the Florida State Fair’s most popular attractions, the famous racing pigs, is undergoing a major change; from now on, the pigs will be replaced with children who wander off from their parents. “The racing pigs are an institution, no question”, says D’Roy Roggleton, owner and operator of the venerable attraction. “We’ve been part…
Read MoreFrankie G. Johnston: Women & Children Assassin!
Call me today and I’ll come take care of that punk ass bitch cramping your style!
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