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Florida Holocaust Museum Patron Suggests Number of Visitors Be Publicly Displayed
The Florida Holocaust Museum has been a cultural institution and landmark in downtown St. Petersburg since 1992.
Read MorePussy stinks so bad, dick falls off
Did ya’ll hear about that? The pussy that stank so bad the guys’ dick fell off? It’s true. He was gonna have sex with her, when all of a sudden he went down to catch a whiff, and it was totally rank. Swear. Dude was like, “Nahhh I’m good, I don’t want your pussy no…
Read MoreRenaissance festival guillotine accidentally cuts mans penis off
A guillotine at the renaissance broke loose and accidentally cut a mans penis off while he was posing for a selfie. “I thought it would be really funny to put my dick through the guillotine and take a picture of it for Twitter, but unfortunately while I was doing that, my right hand slipped off…
Read MoreFireworks & Strip Clubs Museum opens in Largo
A museum celebrating the history of strip clubs and fireworks opened in Largo yesterday to an enthusiastic crowd of locals. The state-of-the-art facility takes guests on an immersive tour through multiple corridors, beginning with a simulated cornfield in which the first fireworks were invented in 1832 China. Later in the tour, guests are introduced to…
Read MoreTampa News Force Demands Recount if they lose Best of the Bay
Tampa News Force fans gathered outside of the Creative Loafing offices to demand a preemptive recount in the event that they don’t win anything. “We went through the list on ‘tampanewsforce.com/vote‘ and had some issues with it,” said one TNF fan who wanted to remain anonymous. “First thing, the login is really sketchy. Very bad…
Read MoreGeorge Miller to film next saga in Mad Max/Road Warrior saga in Tampa Bay
Ybor City – Hillsborough County – Monday, 8.19.19 Legendary Australian filmmaker George Miller is going to shoot the next (currently untitled) chapter in the wildly popular “Mad Max/Road Warrior” series of films here in the Tampa bay area. Right about now, you were expecting us to say he’s just going to mount a couple of…
Read MoreQueen plus Adam Lambert to play Secret Show at King State
King State Cafe – Hillsborough County – Friday 8.17.19 As part of a cross promotion for the Amalie Arena concert, Queen plus Adam Lambert have announced a special free show taking place at Tampa Heights newest cafe. “This tour all I’ve been doing is singing songs from that ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ movie,” said Adam Lambert while…
Read MoreGender-Neutral Library opens downtown
John F. Germany Public Library – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 8.13.19 What was once the John F. Germany Public Library in Tampa’s downtown district has now reopened as the John F. Germany Gender-Neutral Public Library, the first officially gender-neutral library in Tampa, and only the second in the state. There will be no more gender-restraints,…
Read MoreTampa Announces SXSW-inspired Festival
Curtis Hixon Park – Hillsborough County – Friday, 7.19.19 Drawing inspiration from the South by Southwest (SXSW) festival, Visit Tampa Bay has announced the dates for its inaugural festival which looks to emulate the film, interactive media, and music festivals put on by the city of Austin, TX. “A lot of young hip people are…
Read MoreTurns Out Guy Who Said ‘That Would Make an Excellent Band Name’ Was Being Ironic
Publix Deli – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 6.20.19 Guitarist and lead singer, Cole Schleemer, of the popular local metal band Gznxft was mortified to learn recently that his band’s name is not, in fact, excellent. “I’m mortified,” said Schleemer as he tuned his very expensive electric guitar, which was a weird thing to be doing…
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