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Pussy stinks so bad, dick falls off

Pussy Smells So Bad Bro

Did ya’ll hear about that? The pussy that stank so bad the guys’ dick fell off? It’s true. He was gonna have sex with her, when all of a sudden he went down to catch a whiff, and it was totally rank. Swear. Dude was like, “Nahhh I’m good, I don’t want your pussy no…

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Fireworks & Strip Clubs Museum opens in Largo

Stripper and Fireworks museum opens

A museum celebrating the history of strip clubs and fireworks opened in Largo yesterday to an enthusiastic crowd of locals. The state-of-the-art facility takes guests on an immersive tour through multiple corridors, beginning with a simulated cornfield in which the first fireworks were invented in 1832 China. Later in the tour, guests are introduced to…

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Tampa News Force Demands Recount if they lose Best of the Bay

Tampa News Force demands a Best of the Bay recount in case they lose (Which they did)

Tampa News Force fans gathered outside of the Creative Loafing offices to demand a preemptive recount in the event that they don’t win anything. “We went through the list on ‘tampanewsforce.com/vote‘ and had some issues with it,” said one TNF fan who wanted to remain anonymous. “First thing, the login is really sketchy. Very bad…

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Queen plus Adam Lambert to play Secret Show at King State

Queen Plus Adam Lambert to Play Secret Show at King State

King State Cafe – Hillsborough County – Friday 8.17.19 As part of a cross promotion for the Amalie Arena concert, Queen plus Adam Lambert have announced a special free show taking place at Tampa Heights newest cafe. “This tour all I’ve been doing is singing songs from that ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ movie,” said Adam Lambert while…

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Gender-Neutral Library opens downtown

Gender Neutral Library opens in Tampa

John F. Germany Public Library – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 8.13.19 What was once the John F. Germany Public Library in Tampa’s downtown district has now reopened as the John F. Germany Gender-Neutral Public Library, the first officially gender-neutral library in Tampa, and only the second in the state. There will be no more gender-restraints,…

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Tampa Announces SXSW-inspired Festival

conference with young influencers

Curtis Hixon Park – Hillsborough County – Friday, 7.19.19 Drawing inspiration from the South by Southwest (SXSW) festival, Visit Tampa Bay has announced the dates for its inaugural festival which looks to emulate the film, interactive media, and music festivals put on by the city of Austin, TX. “A lot of young hip people are…

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