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Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh stops cleaning out fleshlight
Through the Freedom of Information act, a schedule of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanugh’s recent visits to the urologist have been released. The nature of the visits are protected by HIPAA but through an exclusive interview with an employee of the office who wished to remain anonymous, it seems the early draft of the now…
Read MoreFirst Lady coming to Florida!
A while back last year, First Lady Jill Biden (FLOTUS for short) and Dr. Anthony Fauci visited Tampa and we submitted a request for press credentials to see them. After what was obviously a thorough vetting by the Secret Service, the request was granted! Since then, FLOTUS’s office keeps in touch, specifically Asjia Garner: Communications…
Read MoreFirst Lady Jill Biden and U.S. Postal Service Unveil New Stamp Honoring Tampa News Force
On Monday, June 6, 2022, at 11:00 AM, First Lady Jill Biden hosted an unveiling of a new U.S. Postal Service (USPS) stamp honoring former First Lady Nancy Reagan Tampa News Force at the White House. The First Lady was joined by U.S. Postal Service employee Lonnie Brutche. The stamp depicts Tampa News Force founders…
Read MoreNOMINATE US!
The nominations for the 2022 Best of the Bay Awards, presented by Creative Loafing, are now open! Let’s just skip all the bullshit: We want an award and the only way we will get one is to first, get nominated and then second, get voted for. We’ll bug you about the second part later, but…
Read MoreCar thief attempts to elude cops by hiding in wood chipper
Clayton Plateler of Tampa has been arrested after his attempt to hide from Tampa Police Department officers in a wood chipper failed miserably. Police were called to the Mayflower Motel on North Florida Avenue where Plateler had been spotted breaking car windows and stealing radios. When officers arrived on scene, he tried to escape by…
Read MoreCouple selling extremely rare real estate plot in Tampa
Doug and Amanda Schbluth of Tampa Heights are selling their home, which happens to be the most unique house in the city: it’s the only structure in Tampa not built on top of an abandoned black cemetery. “That certainly isn’t why we bought it,” said Doug. “But it is why we’re selling it.” “We’ve always…
Read MoreDeSantis proclaims Buccaneers ‘rightful winner’ over Rams
Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a proclamation Tuesday declaring the Tampa Bay Buccaneers the “rightful winners and actual World Champions” three months after their 30-27 loss to the Los Angeles Rams in the NFC Divisional Playoffs in January. The governor’s proclamation states that “since the Bucs are a native Floridian professional football team from Tampa, I,…
Read MoreTop 5 places in Tam–*HOLY SHIT, BRADY IS COMING BACK!*–rty on St. Patrick’s Day
With St. Patrick’s Day coming up this week, the holiday where everyone likes to wear green and drink more than they do the rest of the year combined, we thought it would be nice to provide a list of ***BREAKING NEWS: Tom Brady is coming back to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers! Just 40 days after…
Read MoreAlligator sentenced to death for alligating
Florida wildlife officials announced today that a nearly 12-foot alligator at Silver Springs State Park near Ocala was killed today as punishment for being a nearly 12-foot alligator. Officials cited viral video from a paddleboarder that got scared when the alligator swam within inches of her in the water where he fucking lived and did…
Read MoreDeSantis attends grand opening of new book burning store in Tampa
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on Sunday attended a ribbon cutting ceremony to announce a new store in Tampa where people can buy and burn books. Burn-ee’s, which is based in Tennessee, has plans to open stores throughout the southeast. The one in Tampa is the first in Florida. “This is like the Shangri-La of book…
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