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Trump Set to Pardon Joe Exotic During Final Day in Office

After much deliberation from President Trump’s team during its final hours in power, a final list of pardons has been released and includes many familiar names.  “We want everyone to know that we take these issues very seriously and everyone that is being released today, we feel has served their sentence for the crimes they…

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Every Street in America to be Temporarily Named after Martin Luther King Jr. for 24 Hours

To commemorate Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., every single street in America will temporarily be named after the civil rights activist for the next 24-hours.  “We must recognize the great sacrifices that were made and the people who helped our country progress forward in meaningful ways,” said historian and well-intentioned social scientist, Prence Michaels. “Unfortunately…

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Capitol protestor identified as notorious troublemaker from Florida

As the FBI, aided by social media users, begins identifying people who participated in the storming of the U.S. Capitol building on Wednesday, several Tampa Bay residents have already been named. Along with Matthew Council of Riverview and Adam Johnson of Parrish, who was photographed carrying off a lectern bearing the official seal of the…

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Everything officially better today than it was yesterday

New Year, same ol' Ron

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has declared that every problem that people dealt with in 2020 is a thing of the past and no longer a factor on any level. “2020 is over. That’s an indisputable fact”, he said over a mimosa at a media breakfast at the First Watch on Henderson Boulevard in South Tampa…

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First baby to be named ‘Covid’ born in Tampa

Baby born at TGH

A child recently born at Tampa General Hospital (TGH) is believed to be the first named ‘Covid’, after the disease caused by the new coronavirus that emerged in China in December 2019 which has caused a worldwide pandemic. “Look, somebody was gonna do it. Might as well be me! I mean, us. Me and the…

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City of St. Pete introduces mobile vaccine distribution unit

Vaccine Truck

As the country prepares for the distribution of a COVID-19 vaccine, St. Petersburg Mayor Rick Kriseman, has come up with a creative way to get the treatment out locally. “Some people are vehemently opposed to getting the vaccine and that’s an issue. But nobody is opposed to food trucks”, he said. “People love those stupid…

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Ybor woman yells at guys in hard hats

As the city of Tampa and some surrounding areas continued to operate under a boil water notice that will be in effect until at least Thursday due to a water main being ruptured Monday, the level of tension seems to be rising among some citizens. Sarah Creamings of Ybor City witnessed a couple of workmen…

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Tampa man not falling for broken water main hoax

Biff Crumbler of Tampa is refusing to comply with the citywide boil water advisory issued after a large water main coming out of the David L. Tippin Water Treatment Facility was ruptured yesterday. “How do I know a water main was ruptured? Because the media says so? Yeah, okay”, he said. “I got news for you,…

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