Health
Baby born with mask on
A Polk County woman gave birth to a baby born with a Covid mask on after she claims the child was conceived while both parents were wearing masks. “We made love while wearing Covid masks because we were in the back of a subway car in New Jersey and you had to have them on.…
Read More10 things your child might like
Cars Children like cars, they like to imagine driving them, they make noises when they pretend to drive them. It’s a heavy favorite amongst boys and girls, everyone enjoys transportation-based imagination. Birds Kids like animals, birds are specifically intriguing because they can fly so it adds an element of excitement because it can do something…
Read MoreBest time of the week to fart
After a years’ long study, monitoring 3,000 people and the moments they released flatulous gas, and what the impact on their life was afterwards, it has been determined that Wednesday night at 12 AM is the least life-effecting time of the week to rip a fart. “Statistically odds are you will be alone or laying…
Read MoreTampa General Hospital starts turning away “pussies”
After the passing of the “We’re over it act” in Florida’s legislation, Tampa hospitals are now allowed to turn patients away if they don’t believe they truly need the help. “Covid showed me what real pain and death is, and I’m over pretending to care about some kids wrist or whatever.” Said nurse Vicreesha Daniels.…
Read MoreBest liquor to drink before sex
Tequila This is one of the best liquors to have before you have sex because it’s a stimulant as opposed to all other alcohols which are depressants. This shit gets you jacked! Get super hard and pumped and generally excited with this awesome liquor. Water It’s actually very beneficial to drink water before you make…
Read MoreHow to lie to Someone’s Face
There comes a time in every person’s life when they have to either be honest with someone and tell them the truth, even if it’s going to hurt them. With these tips, you won’t have to worry about hurting them or being honest. 5. Talk to them as if they were a child Children don’t…
Read MoreStick man on rear window of mom’s minivan only significant father figure in kids’ lives
The man in the stick figure family depicted on the rear window of a Temple Terrace woman’s minivan is the only identification the woman’s children have with their estranged father or any positive adult male role models. “Yeah, Kenny left me in April and I keep forgetting to go out with a razor blade and…
Read MoreTampa man’s Uber Eats history triggers mental health algorithm
A recent spate of online food orders has resulted in a mental health counselor visiting the home of Tampa’s Johan Philippi. “Totally unnecessary”, he said. “A person can’t enjoy the luxury of having food delivered to them at home without signaling a cry for help?” “In certain cases: no”, said Kathryn Helpself, a counsellor with…
Read MoreLocal man reveals the reason for his love of guns and it’s definitely not penis related
Local author and activist Pierce Mongley wants everyone to know the joy that firearms can bring. Mongley is quick to say unsolicitedly that his penis is normal in every way and that his love of guns is more about being a man and silencing the voices in his head that are exclusively women, women with…
Read MoreTampa man credits filthy coffee cup for robust immune system
Ed Cledders, a mid-level service associate at Service Associates Associated Inc. in Tampa, is convinced that his immune system has above-average strength which has allowed him to resist COVID-19 and its variants due entirely to the fact that he drinks coffee every day from a cup that has never been washed. “You better believe my…
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