Night Life
Tampa Police Bust Underground Ballet Club
Do you feel safer with these thugs off the street? 🩰
Read MoreTampa News Force Heroically Helps Local Theatre Company
Of all the ways we’ve helped the local arts community, this is one of them.
Read MoreBill Clinton Caught Selling Ketamine to Child at Tampa Nightclub
What else has Bill Clinton done that we don’t know about? 🤔
Read MoreBest Place to Hide from Drone
Where would you hide from drone? 🐦
Read MoreMan gets result from move that has never worked before
What’s your go-to pick-up move? 🧔🌹🥂
Read MoreConcealed Carry Fashion Tips for New Florida Gun Owners
These handy tips will help you look like the elite who want to shoot people they meet.
Read MoreLunar eclipse turns out to be nutsack
An account on twitter with over 5 million followers, popular for its news on lunar eclipse, incorrectly reported that a lunar eclipse was taking place last night, however it turned out that the users brother was dangling his nuts in front of his telescope, causing a silhouette. “I apologize to all my followers for the…
Read MoreGisele spotted twerking at Club Prana
Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady’s estranged wife supermodel Gisele Bündchen was reportedly seen twerking at popular Ybor City nightspot Club Prana last Saturday night. “Yeah, I was there and I saw the whole thing,” said frequent club goer Wayne Klumner of Tampa. “I was like, ‘whoa, who is this little hottie?’ and it was Gisele.…
Read MoreHomeless man turned out to be Jesus Christ
Eye witnesses confirmed that a homeless man on 7th avenue in Ybor was in fact the son of God, Jesus Christ, the messiah. “This is exactly what I was afraid of.” Said Ed Edeneddy. “We were walking back from one of those loud bars where drinks are expensive and it cost a lot to sit…
Read MoreTampa Officials Blame Elevated Party Levels on Influx of Douchebags
Tampa’s party scene has exploded tremendously since the beginning of the Covid-19 pandemic and scientist think they have figured out why. “Our fastest growing demographic in this city includes young men with access to their parents money,” said USF Professor of Urban Sociology, Dr. Wyatt Nhao. “These men lack critical thinking skills and are generally…
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