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Strip Club burns down after queef catches fire

By John Jacobs | September 22, 2019
Stripper accidentally burns down strip club after her queef caught on fire

Pretty Ponies Gentlemen’s club has burned to the ground after a tragic incident involving a dancers vaginal flatulence catching flame during a stage performance. “Jenna” was on stage around 2:15 when she bent down and spread her legs wide open in front of Pretty Ponies’ regular James Pattington, who happened to have a Dutch Masters…

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Armature Works Opens Spice and Bath Salt Lounge in Parking Lot Dumpster

By Josh Santos | March 30, 2019

Tampa Heights – Hillsborough County – Saturday 3.30.2019 Spice smokers and bath salt enthusiasts from around the world gathered at Armature Works today for the opening of the greatly anticipated dumpster lounge, Spícè. Spearheaded by Armature Works’ very own homemade spice enthusiast, Keech ‘The Dishwasher’ Williams, the lounge began as a passion project with designer…

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