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Bucs are “champions” of the NFC South!

Bucs win 2022 NFC South

Following a 30-24 defeat of the Carolina Panthers today at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have won the NFC South Division and will get a home game in this season’s NFL Playoffs. More accurately, with a current record of 8-8, they most-didn’t-lose the division shared with Carolina, the Atlanta Falcons and…

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Bucs release special edition jersey

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The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have unveiled a new jersey for fans to wear during the upcoming 2022 season, which will kick off on Sunday, September 11, against the Cowboys in Dallas, Texas. “It’s a number 12 jersey and pays tribute to not only our own Tom Brady but also Nobel Prize-winning Austrian-Irish physicist Erwin Schrödinger!”…

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Bucs say organizational plan still “right on course”

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Following the retirement of quarterback Tom Brady, Tampa Bay Buccaneers General Manager Jason Licht insists that the organization is in exactly the position they anticipated. “We sat down a few years ago and mapped out a detailed plan and I can assure you and all the Bucs fans out there that we are right on…

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Tom Brady Fulfills Child’s Dream of Beating Him with a Bat

Tom Brady allows child to beat him up with a bat

During one of his many unmasked visits to a local children’s hospital, Tom Brady surprised a sick seven-year-old boy by fulfilling his wish of beating the Tampa Bay Buccaneers star quarterback with an aluminum bat. “I was all out of footballs and he wanted me to sign his bat,” said a bruised-up Brady.  The seven-time…

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Super Bowl inspires terrible Tampa Bay band

The Buccaneers making it to Super Bowl LV has many Tampa Bay residents fired up, including one particularly awful local band. “Any time a team makes it to the Super Bowl, bands in that team’s town write and record an anthemic hype song for fans and players to rally behind”, says Corey Slinkter, front man…

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Bucs winless with Antonio Brown in lineup

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers lost to the New Orleans Saints 38-3 at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa Sunday night. It was the first game in a Bucs uniform for newly signed receiver Antonio Brown. The Bucs were terrible and remain winless (0-1 on the season and 0-1 in franchise history) with Brown in the line-up.…

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Buccaneers Sign Every Team’s #1 Receiver

All the receivers

Tampa, FL– In an impressive flurry of trades, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have acquired the top receivers of the other 31 National Football League teams. “It’s going to take some creative formations to get them all involved,” Head Coach Bruce Arians said. “But we’ll figure it out.” Arians envisions Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, Davante Adams…

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Bucs sign ghost of Lee Roy Selmon

Ghost of Lee Roy Selmon Hired by the Buccaneers

In a press conference earlier today Buccaneers General Manager Jason Licht confirmed the team is currently in talks with the spirit of former Buccaneer and crosstown expressway namesake, Lee Roy Selmon, to replace Todd Bowles as Defensive coordinator in an obvious effort to once again shock the city by negotiating yet another seemingly impossible placement…

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