Posts Tagged ‘florida weather’
Weather feels too good to be true: Citizens suspicious
The weather in Tampa has been very pleasant recently, and citizens have become suspicious. “It’s not scorching hot every day, and it hasn’t been raining too much, something is off.” Questioned Mary Baker, long-time Tampa resident. “Usually it doesn’t feel like this. Every year the weather changes, but not like this. It feels like I’m…
Read MorePlant abuse up among Tampa Bay residents
The recent cold weather has exposed inhumane treatment by Tampa Bay residents. Tampa Bay plantologist, Shelbert Herring, noticed people covering their outdoor plants with blankets. Herring remarked “this is only the first step. We can’t forget about the pillows. What about also offering them some hot cocoa?” “Covering your plants with blankets without pillows can…
Read MoreCastor blames cold weather for bad mood
After numerous questions from local journalists badgering Mayor Castor as to why the collective feeling of the city has been so low recently, Castor had no choice but to answer as politically as possible.
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