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Weather feels too good to be true: Citizens suspicious


The weather in Tampa has been very pleasant recently, and citizens have become suspicious. “It’s not scorching hot every day, and it hasn’t been raining too much, something is off.” Questioned Mary Baker, long-time Tampa resident. “Usually it doesn’t feel like this. Every year the weather changes, but not like this. It feels like I’m…

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Plant abuse up among Tampa Bay residents

Covered Plants

The recent cold weather has exposed inhumane treatment by Tampa Bay residents. Tampa Bay plantologist, Shelbert Herring, noticed people covering their outdoor plants with blankets. Herring remarked “this is only the first step. We can’t forget about the pillows. What about also offering them some hot cocoa?” “Covering your plants with blankets without pillows can…

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