Posts Tagged ‘health’
Tampa General Hospital Patient Gets Poked One Too Many Times
How would you rate the quality of your healthcare? 🏥
Read MoreNew vegan removes all meat products from diet and own body
Committing to a new lifestyle sometimes requires extreme changes.
Read MoreTampa woman stricken with AI Hands
Sheila Piddleston woke up the other morning with a strange new affliction: Artificial Intelligence (AI) Hands. “I was messing around with a chatbot the other night because, well, because I’m lonely. That was pretty fun, but I logged off, went to bed, and then I woke up the next morning like… this!” she said, waving…
Read MoreThis 5-letter word can cure cancer
Money The word is money. With money you can afford the best healthcare in the world, and even secret, exclusive treatment that other people don’t receive. You know, the stuff that actually works, that they reserve specifically for the most wealthy elites in the world. If Magic Johnson can beat Aids in the 80’s, (like…
Read MoreTop 10 things to do instead of cocaine
Experiencing a crash after your boss said no more cocaine in the office? Because he wants to revamp the work environment around here to be more “professional?” Like professionals don’t do cocaine. How do you think Elon Musk created a space company at age 31? Here’s 10 things to do instead of cocaine! Poptarts Poptarts…
Read MoreOld man declares pandemic over
“I’m smarter than all these goddamn high school dropouts.”
Read MoreTampa Area Strippers Concerned About Corona Virus
“We used to pick up singles with our butt cracks without a second thought. Now, we worry where it has been”
Read MoreState officials withheld Coronavirus info
State Surgeon General Scott Rivkees told reporters at a press conference in Tampa on Monday morning, “We became aware of this Saturday evening,” before adding “My bad.”
Read MoreHudson Man Protests Universal Healthcare Because He’s “Not Currently Sick”
In Hudson, FL, a middle aged man has begun protesting what he considers to be the “imminent threat” of government provided healthcare.
Read MoreTampa General Hospital to introduce new discount medical services wing
Hillsborough County’s own Tampa General Hospital has unveiled a plan to open a discount medical services wing by this summer in an effort to help lower income citizens and cheapskates alike.
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