Posts Tagged ‘Rick Scott Senator’
Rick Scott endorses high speed rail on the moon
In space, no one can hear a choo-choo.
Read MoreRick Scott shares New Years kiss with fleshlight
Former disgraced Florida Governor, and current Florida Senator, Rick Scott, was caught sharing a New Years kiss with a fleshlight, during a party a the Senators mansion. “Yea he just walked out during the countdown with this dripping sex toy, then gave it a big tongue kiss when the clock hit zero. It was pretty…
Read MoreDignitaries invited to be honored at TNF 2000th Article party
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and Florida Senator Rick Scott have been invited by Tampa News Force to appear at the TNF 2000th Article Celebration / Free Beer Estate Sale Costume Contest, this Sunday, October 30th at Café Hey in Tampa for the sake of being presented with special meritorious achievement awards. The following was sent…
Read MoreRick Scott questions President Biden’s work ethic and commitment to Americans from yacht in Italy
Florida Senator Rick Scott took to Twitter recently to criticize President Joe Biden for going on vacation in Delaware: Scott sent these Tweets, among many, many others from a luxury yacht in Italy, where he is currently vacationing at a time when part of his job on behalf of the Republican is to win back…
Read MoreExposure to Senator Rick Scott Cited as Leading Cause of Monkeypox
During a recent survey of people infected with Monkeypox, over 85% of respondents said that the Florida Senator, Rick Scott, was the last person they had physically come in contact with before experiencing symptoms. “I met him at a press event, and we hooked up,” said Everett Estreya, a 27-year-old intern for CNN. “After he…
Read MoreRick Scott makes attempt to express concern for military service members
US Senator from Florida and rejected Star Wars droid prototype Rick Scott spent Thursday making care packages with The United Service Organizations Inc., better known as the USO, a nonprofit-charitable corporation that provides live entertainment, such as comedians, actors and musicians, social facilities, and other programs to members of the United States Armed Forces and…
Read MoreRick Scott comes dangerously close to endorsing CRT
Earlier today, U.S. Senator Rick Scott of Florida stopped just short of a full endorsement of Critical Race Theory (CRT), the extremely controversial and dangerous academic concept that teaches the core idea that race is a social construct, and that racism is not merely the product of individual bias or prejudice and also that white…
Read MoreRick Scott Touts New Abortion Alternative
“Today life wins!” Said Senator Rick Scott in a speech to supporters. “Sweet precious, delicious life.” He added, followed by a direct message to women seeking abortions. “If you are thinking of having an illegal abortion, call me and I’ll show up to eat your fetus.” Senator Scott then provided his personal cell phone number.…
Read MoreRick Scott and Ted Cruz announce youth reading program
Following the contentious Supreme Court confirmation hearing for Ketanji Brown Jackson, in which several questions were raised about children’s literature for some reason, discarded Halloween decorations and US Senators Rick Scott (R-FL) and Ted Cruz (R-TX) have announced a new reading program for kids, “Read With Uncles Rick And Ted”. “We feel like we really…
Read MoreCustody battle over Gronk looming
With the sudden retirement of Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady, a number of questions have arisen about what happens next regarding a number of situations, one of which is who will take custody of tight end and unrepentant frat boy-for-life Rob Gronkowski. “Gronk is someone who needs structure in his life. With Brady gone,…
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