Posts Tagged ‘Rays Baseball’
St. Pete Man Pressed Into Duty as Emergency Bat Boy for Rays
Were you at this game? ⚾️🧢🥜
Read MoreCasually racist Rays fan excited about free agent signing
What do YOU think this transaction will mean to the team this season? ⚾️⚾️
Read MoreTampa Bay residents psyched to hate new Rays ballpark
What are you going to hate the most about the new stadium?
Read MoreRays Wander Franco pleads innocence
What do you think this means for the Rays World Series hopes?
Read MoreRays statues will be easily portable
Everyone, everywhere will get a chance to see them
Read MoreRays fan cutouts want their seats back
The Rays are more popular than ever! ⚾
Read MoreRays decide to wrap up ‘23 season
Following a 4-0 win over the Detroit Tigers to open the 2023 Major League Baseball season, the Tampa Bay Rays have decided that they’re done for the year. “We had great pitching and defense, obviously. I mean, we shut them out,” said Rays manager Kevin Cash. “Plus, timely hitting with power. You really can’t ask…
Read MoreMLB installs Bitch Clock at Tropicana Field
Major League Baseball (MLB) is implementing a number of changes for the 2023 season, including rule changes, larger bases and a clock that will limit time taken between pitches. One of these changes will be specific to Tampa Bay Rays games at Tropicana Field. In order to facilitate complaints about the much-maligned domed home stadium…
Read MoreNew chain of sports bars for ladies slated to open in Tampa Bay
A brand-new chain of sports designed to appeal to families, and focusing on women, opened yesterday with their first location in Brandon. “Welcome to Queef O’Brady’s,” said owner and manager Tommy Wiffleballz. “The first sports bar by men for women to watch sports played by men and eat chicken wings served by women.” “This is…
Read MoreRays players quit team because “Ray rhymes with gay”
5 Rays players have quit after realizing that the word “Ray” rhymes with “gay.” Jason Wedlock, the 5th baseman and chosen speaker for the group claimed, “We never thought of it.” “As we were laughing about how dumb those rainbow Rays patches on the jerseys were, and how Jews killed our savior, we had a…
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