Weather
Hurricane Laura: New Entrant to 2020 Presidential Election, Running in Hurricane Party
In an unprecedented move, the Category Four hurricane working its way up the Gulf of Mexico, Hurricane Laura, has filed the necessary paperwork to be registered as a third-party candidate for the 2020 U.S. presidential election. Due to beginning her whirlwind tour in the U.S. territory of Puerto Rico, Hurricane Laura is a natural born…
Read MoreNational disdain for Florida already at Category 4
As Hurricane Isaias (formerly Tropical Cyclone 9) approaches Florida, nationwide intolerance for the Sunshine State’s buffoonery is at a dangerously high level. Isaias had 60mph winds as of 5AM Thursday morning, with the center off the southwest coast of Puerto Rico. Various computer models were still unable to determine a clear, definite path for the…
Read MoreCastor blames cold weather for bad mood
After numerous questions from local journalists badgering Mayor Castor as to why the collective feeling of the city has been so low recently, Castor had no choice but to answer as politically as possible.
Read MoreArctic survival gear spotted as Bay Area temperatures turn cold-ish
Downtown Tampa, Sunday, 1.20.2019 A cold front from Canada has rolled into the Tampa Bay area, something which happens every year and lasts for about nine days, causing temperatures to dip into the 50s. As a result, local residents have been spotted wearing extreme cold-weather gear appropriate for research expeditions to the polar ice caps.…
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