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Study Shows Most Tampa News Force Readers Use Website to Justify Ordering Prostitutes Online

OJ Simpson Looks up what search terms are leading readers to the Tampa News Force website, and he is not happy about it.

After reluctantly looking at the Google Search Console results for the Tampa News Force website, owner and manager OJ Simpson discovered that most readers use the website to justify their decision to attempt to order prostitutes online. “It looks like a legitimate website,” says recent sex trafficking sting victim Paulie McDees, “I specifically searched whether…

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Tampa becomes first city in Florida to legalize “happy endings”

Town Hall – Tampa – Tuesday, 1.8.2019 Tampa has officially become the first city in Florida to legalize “happy endings.”  “This news couldn’t have come at a better time.” Says unnamed business man. “I come down to Tampa twice a year to cheat on my wife and host an insurance sales convention, and I’ve always…

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