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Office microwave way too f***ing hot

Food Too Hot

Mark Chapel, a clerk at United Business Logistics in downtown Tampa, has declared that the microwave oven in the company’s break room is “way too fucking hot”. “Jesus Christ, this is fucking ridiculous! Fuck!!” He yelled, upon taking one bite of some re-heated pepperoni pizza he had brought in from home to eat for lunch.…

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Tampa man credits filthy coffee cup for robust immune system

Coffee cup

Ed Cledders, a mid-level service associate at Service Associates Associated Inc. in Tampa, is convinced that his immune system has above-average strength which has allowed him to resist COVID-19 and its variants due entirely to the fact that he drinks coffee every day from a cup that has never been washed. “You better believe my…

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Office Worker Hates New Fresh Air Scent In Restrooms

Man at his office hates the scent of the air freshner

Gary Humboldt, who does something for one of the companies that has offices on one of the upper floors in the Bank of America building, hates the new vanilla-scented air freshener the building’s housekeeping staff has started using in the restrooms. “The first time I smelled it, I was like ‘Woah!’” Says Humboldt. “I thought…

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