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Bucs say organizational plan still “right on course”

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Following the retirement of quarterback Tom Brady, Tampa Bay Buccaneers General Manager Jason Licht insists that the organization is in exactly the position they anticipated. “We sat down a few years ago and mapped out a detailed plan and I can assure you and all the Bucs fans out there that we are right on…

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Tom Brady to enter Canton as a Buccaneer

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Legendary NFL quarterback Tom Brady announced his retirement on Tuesday, and he neglected to mention the New England Patriots at all in his Instagram video. But he also made another announcement that has many sports fans surprised. “I’m going to Canton as a Buccaneer,” Brady said in a second Instagram post. “I know I played…

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Brady astral projects himself into Joe Burrow 

Former or current (depending on your choice of media source) Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback spent Sunday astral projecting himself into Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow and defeating the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Championship. “Whether I’m retired or not, I didn’t have anything to do, and I like getting into Super Bowls, so I…

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Tom Brady announces retirement at Hooters

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Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady ended a week of speculation about his future by officially announcing his retirement from the NFL at a party he hosted at Hooters on Hillsborough Avenue in Tampa today. “It’s cold outside, Gasparilla is a huge mob scene so I figured why not throw a little get together at…

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DeSantis clarifies stance on S.B. 148

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Yesterday, we reported on Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’ support of S.B. 148, a bill designed to protect white people’s delicate sensibilities from the threat of Critical Race Theory and the ensuing critical thinking that might result. Today, we’re pretending that he called our office to clarify some of what we reported he said, and we’re…

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Bucs team bus accidentally leaves Antonio Brown in New Jersey

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Following the Tampa Bay Buccaneers come-from-behind 28-24 win over the New York Jets at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey, the team’s bus somehow headed to the airport without embattled wide receiver Antonio Brown. The talented but enigmatic Brown, whose entire career has been defined by a seemingly non-stop series of controversial missteps on and off…

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Tampa News Force scales back Tom Brady coverage

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Tampa News Force, renowned for the best and most comprehensive coverage of Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has decided to reduce the amount of time and resources previously devoted to that pursuit. Readers may have already noticed that we haven’t been doing post-game reports on Bucs games like we did last season. There are…

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