Posts Tagged ‘Tom Brady’
Effort underway to preserve historic Jeter House
Upon news breaking that the new owner of the former Davis Island home of Derek Jeter has filed a commercial demolition permit with the intent of tearing it down, local activists have launched an initiative designed to preserve the property as is. “When you think about who has lived here, the cultural and historic significance…
Read More“Boys Night Out” for Brady saves Bucs season
With what has seemed like uncharacteristically erratic behavior from Buccaneers starting quarterback and all-time NFL great Tom Brady recently, widely speculated to stem from conflict within his relationship with his wife Gisele Bündchen, the team decided to intervene and arranged for a “boys night out” to lift Brady’s spirits and re-focus him on the 2022…
Read MoreBucs excited to try out new protective headgear
When the Tampa Bay Buccaneers kick off the 2022 season tonight in Dallas against the Cowboys, they’ll be sporting new helmets, designed by the Nintendo corporation for maximum protection against head injuries. “Nobody is as ahead of the curve in terms of protecting their characters more than the video game industry,” said Mike Rivers, Buccaneers…
Read MoreBucs release special edition jersey
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have unveiled a new jersey for fans to wear during the upcoming 2022 season, which will kick off on Sunday, September 11, against the Cowboys in Dallas, Texas. “It’s a number 12 jersey and pays tribute to not only our own Tom Brady but also Nobel Prize-winning Austrian-Irish physicist Erwin Schrödinger!”…
Read MoreTampa Bay Lightning changes their name to Tampa Bay Pikachus
In a shocking first this week, the now former Tampa Bay Lightning have become the first major US sports team to change their mascot to a Pokémon. With abstract and fantasy based mascots like the Dragons, the Heat, and Jazz, this natural progression in branding seems almost inevitable. “As long as it still relates to…
Read MoreHow to help Tom Brady
To ensure Tom Brady has the best opportunity to win a Super Bowl again in Tampa, follow these tips to help him live the most productive and comfortable life possible. Do not drive on the road between 4-9 AM Tom likes early morning workouts, and to guarantee he doesn’t have to deal with any traffic,…
Read MoreTop 5 places in Tam–*HOLY SHIT, BRADY IS COMING BACK!*–rty on St. Patrick’s Day
With St. Patrick’s Day coming up this week, the holiday where everyone likes to wear green and drink more than they do the rest of the year combined, we thought it would be nice to provide a list of ***BREAKING NEWS: Tom Brady is coming back to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers! Just 40 days after…
Read MoreBucs turn to on-line sites to find next quarterback
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have broadened their options as they continue to search for a quarterback to replace the recently retired Tom Brady. “I have my reservations but I think it’s important to explore all available opportunities,” said General Manager Jason Licht as he logged into his new QBMeet.com profile. “Besides, it’s not like I’m…
Read MoreCustody battle over Gronk looming
With the sudden retirement of Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady, a number of questions have arisen about what happens next regarding a number of situations, one of which is who will take custody of tight end and unrepentant frat boy-for-life Rob Gronkowski. “Gronk is someone who needs structure in his life. With Brady gone,…
Read MoreBucs say organizational plan still “right on course”
Following the retirement of quarterback Tom Brady, Tampa Bay Buccaneers General Manager Jason Licht insists that the organization is in exactly the position they anticipated. “We sat down a few years ago and mapped out a detailed plan and I can assure you and all the Bucs fans out there that we are right on…
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