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Three great shows you can’t even watch anymore: a guide

Three of television’s most critically acclaimed AND commercially popular series all completed their respective story arcs and have ceased production. That means you can never see them ever again. Well, there will probably be streaming and syndication deals but no more new episodes. Here’s a guide to what you missed/are missing by someone who never…

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Tampa man can’t decide which “official after party” to attend

Flyers

Stu LeSample, a fax machine salesman from Tampa recently attended a concert at the Whatever It’s Called Now Ampitheatre and doesn’t know which “official after party” he should go to. ”According to my windshield wipers, it looks like there are about eight of them,” he said, motioning to the pile of event flyers someone placed…

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Bad band banned

Ant and the Aunts

A Tampa rock and roll band has found themselves banned from playing a number of live music venues following one disastrous gig at Fisherman’s Pub. “It sucks that these places just can’t deal with our realness,” said Antoni ‘Ant’ Antininon, lead singer for Ant and The Aunts. “Censorship is alive and well in Tampa. At…

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Every Taylor Swift Wardrobe Malfunction Ranked

Tampa News Force’s newest owner, Taylor Swift, is known for being very wholesome and only doing nasty stuff for people she is romantically involved with. So today, we are counting down the best times her wardrobe didn’t comply with her. 5. Early Elbow Reveal Taylor Swift is known for never showing her elbows, a part…

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Taylor Swift cancels Saturday night’s show

“This bores me,” announced pop superstar Taylor Swift during Friday night’s show at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa. “Screw it. I’m not performing tomorrow.” The sudden surprise edict came near the end of the second of three scheduled, sold out concerts. Thursday’s show happened without incident. “What am I even doing this for? My own…

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19 sentences guaranteed to make you smile

Smiles

By analyzing keyword hotspots and human endorphin burst-science, we’re able to bring you a carefully curated collection of sentences that are guaranteed to brighten your day and put a smile on your face: “The dog and cat gave birth to kittens and puppies at the bisexual, interracial, transcendental meditation ceremony.” “You won the lottery and…

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Tampa teenager wishes he had been old enough to bully Prince

Prince Bully

Chamberlain High School senior Corey Chuggler is looking back on his lengthy bullying career with few regrets but with one notable exception. “I wish I’d had the opportunity to bully Prince,” he said. “That would have been a real accomplishment.” Chuggler explained, “He was of small stature, he dressed differently, he was far more talented…

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