Religion
Top Five Extra Features of the Trump Bible
Makes an excellent Easter gift! 🐣🐇✝️
Read MoreMessengers spreading gay agenda door-to-door now
Do you answer the door when someone knocks?
Read More2 losers debate the existence of God
It’s possible they have some good points, but extremely unlikely. 🌌
Read MoreTampa man asks missionaries to come get religious tracts
Waste not, want not.
Read MoreOrdained minister hasn’t set foot in a church in years
Lots of professions work remotely these days. 💒
Read MoreTampa pastor wants people to stop saying that it’s as hot as Hell
Is this heat getting to you?
Read MoreGod begins requiring certain number of prayers to get into heaven
Are You going to be able to meet this new quota? 🙏🏻
Read MoreGod explains problem with “Thoughts & Prayers”
There is always an answer to every question.
Read MoreTampa woman’s lunch bill summons Satan
Sharon Bulbly was eating lunch at Panera Bread in Tampa, part of an American chain store of bakery-café fast casual restaurants yesterday when her tab inadvertently summoned Satan, also known as the Devil and sometimes also called Lucifer in Christianity, an entity in the Abrahamic religions that seduces humans into sin or falsehood in order to bring…
Read MoreDeSantis glad that lent is finally over
With tomorrow being Good Friday, heading into the Easter weekend, today marks the end of lent, the 40-days beginning with Ash Wednesday during which many Christians observe a period of fasting, repentance, moderation, self-denial, And few are more relieved that it’s ending than Florida governor Ron DeSantis who abstained from using the N-word. “I can…
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