Posts Tagged ‘Florida People’
Corpse of police dog accidentally served at Chick-fil-A
Good boy, even better sandwich!
Read MoreTampa struggles to accommodate caravan of American immigrants
The city of Tampa is struggling to accommodate the large number of American immigrants who have travelled all over the country to come here. New Yorkers, Californians, Mid Westerners, the list goes on and on. Americans who realized their hometowns were shit so they came here. City Councilman Brett Bloomberg stated in an official press…
Read MoreRoller rink turns out to be bloody pit of living demon teeth
What some originally thought was a discotek roller rink has actually turned out to be a living, evil, demonic pit full of razor sharp teeth, swallowing and killing anything that interacts with it. Why it was confused as a roller rink is not clear. “It doesn’t look like a roller rink, who said this was…
Read MorePeople in Florida can’t get enough of this one thing. Can you guess what it is?
People in Florida love three things exclusively and we all know what they are so let’s just say them together: The beach, the water, and the weather. But this ongoing epidemic has brought a new object of affection to the table. While Florida can be split up as six to eight different sections with their…
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