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Tampa News Force official 2020 holiday gift guide

Happy Black Friday! In order to help you shop for gifts this year, we’ve enlisted the help of Vixxxie the TNElf, and her stupid boyfriend Brad, who have gathered a selection of items for sale from some of Tampa Bay’s best comedians. “Hi everyone! I’m Vixxxie the TNElf and I’ve found some just wonderful products…

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Shoppers brawl over holiday decorations at Tampa CVS

A huge fight between a number of shoppers erupted yesterday at the CVS drug store at 6701 N. Dale Mabry, over which holiday decorations are appropriate to put on sale at this time of year and a complete inability to mind their own business. It began when two women entered the store and immediately encountered…

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Halloween costume designer facing unprecedented challenge

With Halloween approaching, a local costume designer is struggling to deal with unforeseen difficulties resulting from the pandemic. “Basically, how do you make a costume slutty in the COVID era?”, says Billy Braxwell, owner and chief designer for Braxwell’s House of Fashion in South Tampa. “Cat suits are being replaced by bio-hazard suits. There’s only…

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Top Things to Buy on Craigslist Tampa

Top things to buy right now on Craigslist Tampa

If you are looking to directly support the community, shopping on Craigslist can be the best way stimulate your local economy.  Hop on these great finds today before they are gone! Muriatic Acid Are you processing leather or making a homemade batch of gelatin? Well then pick up a half full bottle of Muriatic Acid,…

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Floor & Decor Accused of Not Being Home Depot or Lowe’s

Fenix Fartiano Yells At a Floor and Decor

The Lakeland location of Floor & Decor was met with hostility today after a customer complained that they were not Home Depot or Lowe’s. “I bought two boxes of tiles, but then I realized I don’t even own a home,” said Fenix Fartiano who tried to re-tile his trailer that he rents in exchange for…

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Tampa News Force offers eco-friendly Gasparilla beads

Eco-Friendly Gasparilla Beads

In support of Tampa Mayor Jane Castor’s #BeadFreeBay campaign, an anti-littering awareness campaign to remind the public that throwing beads and other litter into Tampa Bay is prohibited, Tampa News Force is producing ‘Bay Ecologically and Environmentally Friendly (B.E.E.F.)’ Beads for people planning to attend the Gasparilla parades and other festivities. “Environmental sustainability is a…

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Tampa Premium Outlets Opens All-You-Can-Steal Store

Tampa Premium Outlets Opens All You Can Steal Stuff Store

To attract new shoppers to the unexciting Tampa Premium Outlet mall, a brand new shopping experience is opening up that mall owners hope will leave guest running back for more. “We got tired of shutting everything down in hopes of catching thieves,” said mall security guard and co-owner of the outlet mall, Wryngo Shtrar. “We…

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St. Pete inventor unveils new product

A St. Petersburg man has invented a new waste disposal product that he feels will revolutionize the currently moribund waste disposal industry. “It’s called the Ass Dumpster,” says Doug Pflug, a self-educated engineer. “I will now take questions from the press.” The device was introduced at a press conference held at the Vinoy Renaissance Resort…

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