Posts Tagged ‘Clearwater’
TNF Super Bowl LV Prediction Preview: Today will be the most Tampa day in the history of Tampa
We’re either going to celebrate or whatever the opposite of celebrate is, but no matter what, tonight Tampa is a verb as well as a noun and we are going to Tampa like we have never Tampa’d before.
Read MoreClearwater sports bar trying to avoid being Super-sued
“We’ve always been careful to avoid any kind of legal hassles, and we’re being even more cautious this year with the game taking place in Tampa”, said Sasha Prilwitz, owner and manager of Chuggers in Clearwater. “That’s why we always refer to it as ‘The Big Game’ or something like that.”
Read MoreNicholas the Dolphin picks Chiefs to win Super Bowl LV
Today, on a day when the United States observed the time-honored tradition of forcing animals to make predictions that disappoint humans, Nicholas the Dolphin picked the Kansas City Chiefs to defeat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in Super Bowl LV in Tampa Sunday night. Nicholas, an Atlantic Bottlenose Dolphin residing at Clearwater Marine Aquarium, has been…
Read MoreBUCS! booked for Ruth Eckerd Hall
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have signed an agreement to adapt their 2020 season into a multi-media musical theatre presentation to be performed at Ruth Eckerd Hall in Clearwater. “We’re so excited to bring the spectacular magic and pageantry of this incredible Tampa Bay Buccaneers football season to the stage”, said Bobby Rossi, CPO/Executive Vice President…
Read MoreT-shirt ad makes Clearwater cat lady sad
Claudia Caswell of Clearwater, a self-described, unapologetic “crazy cat lady” recently came across an ad on Facebook that left here severely depressed. “It was an ad for a t-shirt that says ‘Purrsonal Cat Servant’ and at first I laughed because that’s me”, she said. “But then it made me really, really sad.” Caswell said she…
Read MoreClearwater man forms new cult
Rory Fulmp of Clearwater is scrambling to put a new cult together prior to the winter solstice on December 21. “When I found out that the Great Conjunction with Jupiter and Saturn, something that hasn’t happened in over 800 years will take place on the date of the Winter Solstice in this of all years,…
Read MoreClearwater man loses bet requiring him to dress as a woman for 35th Halloween in a row
For the 35th year in a row, Clearwater’s Dave Kenneth will be required to attend a Halloween party dressed in women’s clothing due to losing a bet. “Geez, I am either a very unlucky man, not good at gambling or something else”, he says, knowing damn well the answer is definitely ‘something else’. Kenneth, 52,…
Read MoreSafety Harbor man mistaken for Steven Stamkos
A man watching the Tampa Bay Lightning game against the New York Islanders in the NHL Eastern Conference Final at the Clearwater Hooters was falsely identified as Lightning captain Steven Stamkos last night. The man entered the restaurant shortly after the puck dropped to start the game, just after 8pm, and took a seat at…
Read MoreMasks killing Clearwater man’s ‘game’
Tony G’igolo, a self-described “playa” in Clearwater, says the face masks being worn as a safety measure designed to minimize the spread of COVID-19 are severely hampering his lifestyle. “It’s not a matter of not wanting to wear one when I go shopping or run errands,” he says. “It’s a matter of not being able…
Read MoreClearwater woman unsure how to observe Memorial Day
Hannah Aumel of Clearwater has been agonizing since Friday over how to observe today’s Memorial Day holiday. “I’ve been told we’re not supposed to say, ‘Happy Memorial Day’”, she says. “It’s not a celebratory occasion. I get that. But are we supposed to sit around and be sad all day? That’s a sucky alternative”. She…
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