Posts Tagged ‘governor desantis’
DeSantis displays remarkable restraint in missing Florida taxpayers with some bullshit
Would you have been okay with paying for this?
Read MoreGiant mutant creatures turn Tampa into battleground
Run! Run, you poor doomed fools!
Read MoreFlorida residents beginning to realize they might be stuck with DeSantis until 2027
Many of the people expressing disappointment at this realization didn’t necessarily want to see DeSantis elected President.
Read MoreDeSantis worried he’s gone too far in projecting self-loathing
He may have overdone it a bit. đ
Read MoreDeSantis glad that lent is finally over
With tomorrow being Good Friday, heading into the Easter weekend, today marks the end of lent, the 40-days beginning with Ash Wednesday during which many Christians observe a period of fasting, repentance, moderation, self-denial, And few are more relieved that it’s ending than Florida governor Ron DeSantis who abstained from using the N-word. “I can…
Read MoreDeSantis DeNounces âWoke Baseball Classicâ, Declares USA Winner
Last night in Miami, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis issued a proclamation honoring the team representing the United States in the recently completed World Baseball Classic as the rightful winners of the global tournament. âI donât care what the scoreboard said, baseball is Americaâs game, America is number one and America is the winner,â he said,…
Read MoreDeSantis has new favorite comic strip
Florida governor Ron DeSantis recently discovered the syndicated comic strip ‘Dilbert’, and it has immediately become his favorite. “It’s just so funny! Look at him, with his tie flipping upward. Whose tie does that? Not mine, that’s for sure. Dilbert’s, that’s who! Ha ha ha!” he said, reiterating that he thinks the strip is funny.…
Read MoreDeSantis marked safe from February
Top Florida State security officials have confirmed that Governor Ron DeSantis has survived the month of February, also known as “Black History Month”, unscathed. “There are still a few hours left, but we’re pretty sure he’ll make it,â said Florida State Police spokesperson Lou Scannon. “The odds of him being exposed to any references to…
Read MoreDeSantis Announces Teen Menstrual Blood Collection Program
In an effort to ban trans youth from playing school sports, teen girls will now be forced to personally supply Florida Governor Ron DeSantis with a vial of menstrual blood every month. âItâs the only way to make sure that no chicks with dicks are taking advantage of the sacred pastime that is school sports,â…
Read MoreDeSantis bans February
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis announced early this morning that effective immediately the month of February is illegal throughout the state. “The month of January will now be 45 days long and will be known as Janmaxuary and March will also be 45 days and shall be referred to as MarchUltra,â the Governor declared. “All the…
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