Posts Tagged ‘Immigration’
University of Tampa Acquires Statue of Liberty
This could be of strategic importance if Tampa is ever in a Ghostbusters 2 situation 🗽
Read MoreIllegal Immigrants Fired from Tampa News Force
How are independent businesses supposed to make it in this economy without at least a little worker exploitation?
Read MoreBrooksville changes its name
The city of Brooksville in Hernando County, originally named after a pro-slavery to the point of being physically violent South Carolina senator named Preston Brooks, has decided to change its name to Gosarville, in honor of anti-immigrant to the point of pretending to be physically violent Arizona congressman Paul Gosar. “For years, people – mostly…
Read MoreDeSantis criminalizes ‘freaky Asian chicks’
In sweeping new stateside legislation introduced and passed into law entirely by Governor Ron DeSantis himself, what are described as “freaky Asian chicks” are now illegal in the state of Florida. “Man, they’re weird”, said DeSantis. “I don’t know what they’re up to, with their backpacks and schoolgirl costumes and coy giggling, but it can’t…
Read MoreGovernor DeSantis Proposes Florida Immigration Test
As more and more people flock to Florida, Governor Ron DeSantis seeks to slow migration from other states by implementing a comprehensive immigration exam. In order to take up permanent, legal residence in the state of Florida, applicants will have to successfully pass a battery of tests that the Governor colloquially refers to as “The…
Read MoreRick Scott to Trump: “Let me harvest the souls of the detained immigrant children”
Sanctuary City Headquarters – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 6.18.19 Rick Scott, the junior Senator from Florida who spent $83 million to get elected, is advising President Trump to allow him access to the detained children camps so that he may harvest immigrant children’s souls and extend his life meter. “I made my fortune defrauding Medicare…
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