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Trump’s Peepee Tape Surfaces; Governor Ron DeSantis Makes an Appearance

Peepee party

BREAKING: Donald Trump’s rumored “Peepee Tape” has finally surfaced. This comes after the president reportedly said, “Vladimir Putin’s pets are dumb and stinky.” It seems Putin has been waiting to release this exclusive VHS for when Trump inevitably offended the Russian president. In the video, which lasts for 23 minutes, President Trump dons a long…

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Ghislaine Maxwell claims that Jeff Epstein was a fan of Tampa News Force

Before inevitably rotting in hell, Ghislaine Maxwell revealed while in federal custody, that her former confidant and notoriously dead billionaire, Jeff Epstein, was an avid reader of Tampa News Force. “He would get notifications on his phone every time an article was posted,” Maxwell cried in the official audio of her interrogation. “We would sit…

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