Posts Tagged ‘Office’
Tampa man who works on top floor thinks he’s better than other people
He’s upwardly mobile
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Read MoreOffice manager’s duties comprised almost entirely of administrating break room
Jeanene Rabbitowitz of Tampa is the office manager for Company Inc, a large business company in downtown Tampa, but is mostly responsible for writing memos posted to the refrigerator in the office’s break room. “I don’t know what else she does,” said Roger Kern, an employee. “If I need pens or post-it notes I just…
Read MoreClearwater man “accidentally” forgets to zip pants for 25th time this year
Gary Phrenger, an associate at Robust Paradigms Inc. in Clearwater has now somehow “forgotten” to zip up his pants after using the restroom at work 25 times since 2023 began. “Aw, come on, Gary,” said co-worker Dennis Flavors, observing the special occasion. “Again, man? Again??” “Huh?” responded Phrenger looking down at his crotch. “Ha ha!…
Read MoreClearwater woman threatens to give less than her usual 65% at work today
Amber McCambister, a sales clerk at Robust Businessmakers Inc. in Clearwater has to work today, Labor Day, and is not happy about it. “This is bullshit”, she said. “Everybody in the world has the day off today, except for me and hospitality workers, emergency service providers, some medical professionals, people who work in agriculture and…
Read MoreUber Eats order receiver expects to be tipped
Henry Gzzrnrsh of St. Petersburg frequently receives Uber Eats deliveries on behalf of his co-workers and is miffed that he is rarely offered a gratuity for the service he provides. “Granted, I didn’t make the food or even pick it up from where it came from. But if not for me, it would sit there…
Read MoreOffice microwave way too f***ing hot
Mark Chapel, a clerk at United Business Logistics in downtown Tampa, has declared that the microwave oven in the company’s break room is “way too fucking hot”. “Jesus Christ, this is fucking ridiculous! Fuck!!” He yelled, upon taking one bite of some re-heated pepperoni pizza he had brought in from home to eat for lunch.…
Read MoreOffice Worker Hates New Fresh Air Scent In Restrooms
Gary Humboldt, who does something for one of the companies that has offices on one of the upper floors in the Bank of America building, hates the new vanilla-scented air freshener the building’s housekeeping staff has started using in the restrooms. “The first time I smelled it, I was like ‘Woah!’” Says Humboldt. “I thought…
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