Posts Tagged ‘Ron Desantis’
DeSantis says “Blind Side” debacle would never happen in Florida
Will you still enjoy watching this movie?
Read MoreFlorida residents beginning to realize they might be stuck with DeSantis until 2027
Many of the people expressing disappointment at this realization didn’t necessarily want to see DeSantis elected President.
Read MoreDeSantis releases hit song
He’s a man with a singular focus, yet multiple talents
Read MoreDeSantis worried he’s gone too far in projecting self-loathing
He may have overdone it a bit. 😟
Read MoreTampa woman allowed to be racist because she had to work today
Is this a fair reparation for an unjust circumstance?
Read MoreConcealed Carry Fashion Tips for New Florida Gun Owners
These handy tips will help you look like the elite who want to shoot people they meet.
Read MoreDeSantis shocked to learn that he is running for President
“Who, moi? For El Presidente?”
Read MoreFlorida authorizes drag queen hunting licenses
Are you going to apply for one of these? 💃🔫
Read MoreFree sex hotline turns out to be Ron DeSantis cell phone number
Have you ever accidentally dialed this number? 📲
Read MoreFlorida residents united in annoyance
Residents throughout the state of Florida woke up at 4:45am this morning after receiving an alert on their cell phones from the Florida Division of Emergency Management. “THIS IS IT! THE DRAG QUEENS ARE COMING FOR OUR GUNS! BURN SOME MORE BOOKS!!” screamed Tim Wigsworth of Brandon upon hearing the unsettling tone from his phone.…
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