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Tampa Man Still Has Prime Day Decorations On Display

By Clark Brooks | July 25, 2024

In spite of online mega retailer Amazon’s ersatz retail sales holiday “Prime Day” ending a week ago, Tampa’s Brian Grubhubber still has his decorations on full display and has no plans to take them down. “I just love Prime Day so much,” he said, standing next to a pile of Amazon packages presented festively in…

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Tampa woman shames daughter for helping someone

By Clark Brooks | May 9, 2022
Groceries

Clarissa Faircloth of Tampa is recovering from a severe shaming received via text message from her mother after helping someone pay for their groceries yesterday. “Wow. Not the reaction I was expecting, that’s for sure,” she said. Faircloth was shopping at the Publix at Hillsboro Plaza and found herself behind a woman at the checkout…

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Tampa’s Top 5 Roadside Merchants

By Clark Brooks | May 15, 2021
Women Be Shopping

Hey, remember when you had to get in your car and drive to some fancy store with a display window and electric lights and like, a door or something, inside of some bourgeois mall like an asshole if you ever wanted to buy something? And then along came Web Sites® where you could buy anything…

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Conservative Aldi Supermarket to Open in Largo

By Chingy Lopez | March 17, 2021
CONSERVATIVE ALDI Opens in Largo Florida

A new Trump-themed Aldi supermarket is opening along US-19 in Largo, FL.   “We pretty much took Aldi’s concept and made it for Patriots only,” said supermarket founder, Chaz Rocket. “I’m also happy to announce that we will be open in time for Trumparilla baby!”  Rocket then took out a t-shirt cannon and blasted a shirt…

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