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Tampa News Force fires marketing professional

Joe Blanc, a marketing expert under contract by Tampa News Force (TNF) to promote Sunday’s TNF 2000th Article Celebration / Free Beer Estate Sale Costume Contest has been relieved of his duties effective immediately. “We hired Joe to spin a sign to draw some visibility to the event, you know, really flamboyant, elaborate dance routines…

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Dignitaries invited to be honored at TNF 2000th Article party

Party Guests

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and Florida Senator Rick Scott have been invited by Tampa News Force to appear at the TNF 2000th Article Celebration / Free Beer Estate Sale Costume Contest, this Sunday, October 30th at Café Hey in Tampa for the sake of being presented with special meritorious achievement awards. The following was sent…

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Archeologists unearth first Tampa News Force article

First Article

On the eve of Tampa News Force (TNF) publishing their 2000th article, archaeologists from the University of South Florida (USF) announced an incredible discovery, the very first article published by TNF over 700 years ago. Long thought to have been lost or destroyed, the article was posted on April 1st, 1506 and is attributed to…

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Immediate action needed immediately!

Emergency

What are you doing right now? Well, stop it! This an emergency! All hands on deck! This is not a drill!! Seriously, what are you doing??? Eating lunch? Put that sandwich down! Filling out the monthly report? Save your work and resume later! Binge-watching some show? He/she gets killed! Don’t worry about it! This is…

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Tampa News Force honored with Good Taste award

Toilet Destroyed

The National Society for the Advancement of Understatement and Decency (NSAUD) has awarded the Gold Ribbon of Superior Excellence to Tampa News Force (TNF) for refraining from using a popular photograph that has been circulating on the internet recently for the sake of a cheap and easy joke. The photo is of a toilet that…

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