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Tampa starts looking like London

By John Jacobs | May 28, 2023
London

The city of Tampa has started to look a lot like London, whether you’re ready for it or not. Theater shows popping up everywhere. Tube strikes. Train delays. Buckingham palace. It’s literally London. The buildings are old and made of stone with sconces and moldings which make you question whether or not they were made…

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Tampa News Force gives up

By Clark Brooks | April 18, 2023

Tampa News Force (TNF) has given up fighting a lawsuit brought by pop superstar Taylor Swift, opting instead to settle the matter out of court. 10 minutes ago, TNF lawyers were fully prepared to battle the multiple Grammy award winner’s efforts to bend the one-time Creative Loafing Best of the Bay winning media outlet to…

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Will AI replace or enhance imagination?

By John Jacobs | March 11, 2023
AI

Everyone’s pussy’s have been squirting over the new AI art programs. “Are computers going to replace us? Will they take our jobs? Are they more artistic and creative than humans are?” Yes and no. They’re creating based off of what humans have already made. They can only work with what we give them. Like science.…

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How to $tick it to Tampa News Force

By Clark Brooks | March 3, 2023
Stick it to TNF

In an obvious effort to curry favor with poor, put-upon, tough-as-nails-yet-apparently-thin-skinned Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, Florida Senator Jason Brodeur (R-Lake Mary) has introduced “Senate Bill 1316: Information Dissemination“, which would require any blogger writing about government officials to register with the Florida Office of Legislative Services or the Commission on Ethics. Brodeur, who you may…

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TNF Editor loses huge stockpile of amazing comedy

By Clark Brooks | January 1, 2023
Editor

Larry Inkvein, a lower level editor with the Editing Division of the Editorial Department at Tampa News Force, has apparently lost hundreds, maybe dozens, of brilliantly written, hysterically funny comedy news articles due to being an inattentive dumbass. “Ah, fuck,” he said. “Apparently when I was scheduling those beauties, I inadvertently dated them for 2022…

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Guy forgets headline, publishes article anyway

By John Jacobs | November 30, 2022
Lost Headline

I also forgot the article too. My boss is going to have his way with me when he sees this. But screw it, I don’t care anymore. What’s he going to do, fire me? He has nobody else! Literally! I look up and down my hallway and every office has cleared out! It’s me, the…

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