Science
Tampa Engineer Introduces Revolutionary New Invention
Do you need one of these?
Read MoreNeoannophobia: why you should have it if you don’t already
Resolve to not be terrified (it won’t work; we’re all doomed)
Read MoreUSF researchers make remarkable discovery
This is a sizable find!
Read MorePhysicists present evidence of a TNF multiverse
This theory is developing rapidly.
Read MoreWhat Will Tampa Look Like 10 Years from Now?
Is this the future of Tampa Bay? 🌇
Read MoreUSF to honor esteemed tech innovator
The University of South Florida (USF) is presenting an honorary degree to digital pioneer genius Robert Hirschsquirtz at commencement ceremonies in Tampa later today. “There are a lot of hugely influential individuals out there in the world of technology, but few have had the massive, positive effect on people’s lives that Mr. Hirschsquirtz has,” said…
Read MoreEnergy harvested from un-reset microwave powers office building
Truist Place, formerly SunTrust Financial Centre, a skyscraper office building in downtown Tampa, has been completely rewired to draw power from a previously untapped source of alternate energy: the unused time from microwave ovens in company breakrooms. “What happens is somebody will set the microwave for three minutes to heat up some soup or a…
Read MoreSacred Geometry just a bunch of gay numbers
I went to check out all that sacred geometry bullsh*t that everybody is always talking about and it was just a bunch of stupid numbers. Who cares? So everything in life can be broken down mathematically and that’s where binary comes from, and all matter is just tiny particles floating around and colliding and this…
Read MoreScientists determine “the vibe is off”
A group of scientists from the Nobel-Prize-winning Gentry Labs Organization in Seminole, Florida, have concluded after a months-long experiment, that “the vibe is off.” “Yea, the vibe is just totally off man.” Said Dr. Tren Tinueve. “We’ve just like, we’ve just like been looking at everything and like, its just like, not right, you know?…
Read MoreScientist proves that the universe is effectively meaningless
Professor Brett Powers, an astrophysicist currently teaching at Brown University has published a series of findings which have virtually rendered the universe meaningless, and humanity as, “inconsequential.” The papers follow various people’s daily lives and conduct surveys of their moods and how actions affect their realities and the world around them. After a 3-year study…
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