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Arms dealers celebrate another successful year with boat parade
In what has become a new Tampa Bay tradition, some of the world’s billion dollar corporations that manufacture and sell weapons systems to equip the brave men and women who protect our country by serving as troops in the military, as well as troops from any other countries with an established line of credit, held…
Read MorePaid parking spots in Ybor cause spike in suicides
“It’s all we had left.” Read the last words of a note left behind by Trina Daniels, a resident of Ybor City. The new pay-to-park street spots in Ybor have been tied to dozens of recent suicides according to the final words of the unfortunate victims who succumb to the new depression of government greed.…
Read MoreDunedin woman loves Mexico and Mexicans today
Stephanie Ragnarok of Dunedin gets excited on May 5th every year and this year is no exception. “It’s Cinco de Mayo, baby!” she said. “Party like a chihuahua! Mexican civil war! Wooooo!” Cinco de Mayo is a yearly celebration held on May 5, which commemorates the anniversary of Mexico’s victory over the French Empire at…
Read MoreTampa News Force personalities available to ride on parade floats
“A float with somebody famous on it is automatically a better float than one with a bunch of nobodies”
Read MoreLast-minute visits to CVS yield surprises for Tampa couple
Valentine’s Day plans took a turn for a Tampa couple after late visits to a CVS. “I’ve been trying to break up with this chick for a while and she’s just not getting the hint,” said Jake Blacher. “I decided I would just do the most basic, cheap Valentine’s Day date possible and she would…
Read MoreAndreychuk statue tired of being molested
The statue of former Tampa Bay Lightning captain and NHL Hall of Famer Dave Andreychuk near the entrance to Amalie Arena has had enough of being touched inappropriately without consent. “Thousands of people pass by me every week and most of them are respectful and polite. They’ll stop and take pictures with me and I’m…
Read MoreSeffner man very unhappy with new license plate
Don Keenutz of Seffner left the Department of Motor Vehicles office on Falkenberg Road extremely dissatisfied yesterday afternoon. “This license plate is completely unacceptable,” he fumed at the clerk, a Ms. Deondra Jackson of Brandon, waving the plate that reads MLK MAL X around wildly. “I can’t put this on my Ford F-250 XLT with…
Read MoreNew 656 area code for Hillsborough County goes into effect today
As more and more people continue moving to Florida, resources are being spread thinner and thinner. One of those resources: telephone numbers. There are too many people to accommodate with the standard 813 area code. In response to the-ever growing population, the Florida Public Service Commission is launching a new area code, 656, for Tampa…
Read MorePete Davidson begins dating all of Tampa
Saturday Night Live star and Machine Gun Kelly’s friend, Pete Davidson, has begun dating every single person in Tampa, men and women. “Yea, having 387,915 people I’m dating right now is pretty cool.” Said Davidson You can see him carousing through town and you can download the PD app to know when your turn is…
Read MoreMan goes full week without texting his ex
A Tampa man is being recognized for his efforts after going an entire week without texting his ex girlfriend. “It’s super hard, and every day is brutal, but I’m doing it!” He said to me in confidence. “You’re not going to write about this are you?” He asked. “Of course I am, this is a…
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