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DeSantis victory tour among events not getting cancelled in spite of rise in COVID cases

With reported cases of COVID-19 more than doubling in the state of Florida last week, speculation is rising that the return of certain preventative restrictions might be necessary and imminent.  Regardless, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis said that one event that will definitely not be postponed or cancelled is his self-congratulatory victory tour.  “I did it,…

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DeSantis dedicates new science facility at USF

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis visited the Tampa campus of the University of South Florida to attend the dedication ceremony for the new Dennis Nedry Science Center. “Here’s a man who dedicated his life to science, a true innovator in the fields of computer programming, cyber security and shaving cream containers, who never lost sight of…

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DeSantis plans to travel back in time to prevent vaccinations

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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is in Tampa today to attempt going back in time to prevent the invention and implementation of vaccines for polio, measles, smallpox and other conditions that have been virtually eradicated. “I don’t know what it was like back then because obviously I don’t study or learn from history, recent or otherwise.…

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DeSantis accepts support from Biden, becomes physically ill

Sick Ron

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis expressed appreciation to President Joe Biden for leading the federal response to the collapse of a condo building in the coastal suburb of Surfside last week. “You recognized the severity of this tragedy from day one, and you’ve been very supportive”, he said, wincing in obvious discomfort and addressing Biden as…

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Pasco-Hernando State College Wins Florida Budget Lottery

During an event today, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis unveiled his $100 billion budget for Florida’s 2021-2022 session.  As part of the budget, DeSantis made it clear that it will not provide Hillsborough County with 0.000033% of the budget to fund workforce development, public school summer bridge programming, music education for children, safer crosswalks at public…

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DeSantis Eager to Block Federal High Speed Rail Plans

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In 2011, Florida Governor Rick Scott blocked funding for a proposed high-speed rail that would have connected Tampa and Orlando, along with possible routes to Miami and Jacksonville. Nothing was done to address transportation issues in Florida, and a recent court ruling stopped the usage of $500 million collected from Hillsborough County taxpayers to improve…

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Tampa Man Crafts Most Racist, Homophobic, Sexist Facebook Status

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In an effort to get banned from Facebook so that he can sue them, Douglas Rapier has published his most deranged profanity laced ramblings since being released from Facebook jail two weeks ago. “I wake up every morning completely filled with hate in my heart for any living thing that isn’t a white person,” said…

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