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Pete Buttigieg enters Florida’s Ugliest Man Pageant thinking it’s the primary
While it can be considered common for voters to not know much about the details of each primary or caucus, everyone at least expects the politicians to know what they’re doing. This is not so for South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg who recently was entered into the Florida’s Ugliest Man Pageant, thinking he was signing up for Florida’s pivotal primary.
Read MoreCastor and Bloomberg accidentally kiss at breakfast meeting
News of Tampa Mayor Jane Castor, and 2020 Presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg accidentally kissing when they met for a publicity breakfast last week broke this morning. “I saw it happen, he kissed her right on the lips.” Said Denver Enkmin, patron of the Diner when the event took place. “He was walking up to shake…
Read MoreYbor shoe licker exclusively switches to gloves
During a crowded gathering in front of New York New York Pizza; Jaime Redacted, also known most commonly as ‘The Shoe Licker’ or ‘Ybor Shoe Licker’, approached the crowd of bar goers and general citizens of the Ybor Strip; standing on a table stating “Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I have gathered all you all…
Read MoreCemetery not found underneath Best Buy
The Best Buy located on North Dale Mabry is officially the only structure in Tampa that is not located on top of an abandoned cemetery, studies concluded. After a full infrared scan of Tampa, it was discovered that every single plot of land contained a forgotten cemetery, complete with caskets and corpses. “It’s amazing, because…
Read MoreTampa News Force shadow banned
The Tampa News Force organization has been shadow banned on all social media according to new findings amongst the TNF developmental team. “It doesn’t make sense.” Claims senior marketing strategist Melton Fury. “I’ve been working with the company for a year now, and it’s only gotten less and less popular as time goes by.” Fury…
Read MoreBrandon, Seffner, Valrico combine as one community named “Three Amigos”
Brandon, Seffner, and Valrico have merged to create a new community named, “Three Amigos.” The local governments of each county were participating in a intramural kickball league, when after running through 15 cases of Michelob Ultra, they voted unanimously to become one community that would share all the benefits they each individually reaped. “Valrico’s got…
Read MoreGender-Neutral Library opens downtown
John F. Germany Public Library – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 8.13.19 What was once the John F. Germany Public Library in Tampa’s downtown district has now reopened as the John F. Germany Gender-Neutral Public Library, the first officially gender-neutral library in Tampa, and only the second in the state. There will be no more gender-restraints,…
Read MoreTampa strip club designated historical landmark
Teaser’s Gentlemen’s Club – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.25.19 Nebraska avenue strip club, Teasers, has earned the status of national historic landmark this week, making its structure safe from demolition, with a guarantee from the city to keep its architecture intact for at least another 200 years. Teasers, the unassuming local strip club which has…
Read MoreTop 5 Places to get Laid in Tampa Bay
Tampa is one of the top destinations in the entire world, and according to a recent internal survey, 80% of Tampa likes to get laid. So today we are counting down the best places to get it! 5. Beach People love having sex on the beach! Trust me! Not only do I see it, and…
Read MoreTampa News Force: 2019 Mayoral Election Special
Tampa News Force Special Report – Monday 3.4.2019 Part 1: TAMPA NEWS FORCE MAYOR DEBATES! – PEOPLE Tampa News Force showed up to the Tampa Mayoral Candidate Forum on Arts and Culture at Blake High School and talked to the people about what they think about the Mayoral race! Part 2: TAMPA NEWS FORCE MAYOR…
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