Posts Tagged ‘Tampa Transportation’
Tampa Green Initiative to Replace Buses with Pedicabs
This should solve lots of problems!
Read MoreFake Super Bowl shuttle drops guests off at trailer park in Dade City
Tampa police are urging visitors to use caution after reports of a fake trolley disguised as a Super Bowl shuttle taking guests to a trailer park in Dade City “The Tampa government has spent millions to ensure Super Bowl guests experience everything this city has to offer,” said Tampa Police Chief, Brian Dugan, during a…
Read MoreTampa announces plan to make traffic worse
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 6.12.19 While pretending to listen to a packed room of angry citizens, Hillsborough County leaders announced their plans to make the highway worse for everyone. “We’ve been listening to the community complain about this monstrosity cutting through the middle of our city for many years now,” said Hillsborough…
Read MoreFDOT Announces new I-275 Whites-only Express Lanes
Tampa Information Center – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 6.8.2019 The Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) held a community meeting today to announce a new transportation initiative to cure Tampa’s Interstate 275 bottleneck and malfunction junction. “We’ve noticed that a lot of historic buildings, low-income housing and hipster-type restaurants are still up along the sides of…
Read MoreI-275 to Triple in Size, New FDOT Details Released
Tampa Community Center – Hillsborough County – Tuesday 4.9.2019 After many years of continuous planning and drafting, the Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) has finalized a plan that will see Interstate 275 triple in size. “We’ve gotten every single suggestion imaginable when it comes to fixing the traffic in Tampa,” says FDOT Planning and Research…
Read MoreFerris Wheel Considered for Future Method of Transportation
State Fair Grounds – Tampa – Monday, 2.25.2019 After the success of the once-again, flawless execution of the Florida State Fair, city officials are considering the Ferris wheel as a potential full-time form of alternative transportation. “The wheel goes round,” motions Kelvin in a circular pattern. “The bigger the wheel, the further it travels when…
Read MoreTampa to limit sale of Ford F-150s to stop number of assholes on the road
Tampa Ford – Hillsborough County – Monday 2.18.2019 In an effort to minimize the number of assholes on the road, Hillsborough County has set a cap to number of Ford F150s being sold. “We hope this initiative will help alleviate road congestion, and make it a little easier to merge on the highway,” says Tampa…
Read MoreProposed Tampa streetcar expansion to bring more grind rails, skitch grips, scooter ropes
Co-CityWorks – Tampa Heights – Tuesday 2.12.2019 The Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) unveiled its latest plans for the proposed expansion to the Tampa Streetcar today to a standing-room only crowd at a local co-work space. FDOT officials announced that the current 2.7 mile streetcar track, which zips passengers between Ybor City, Channelside and Downtown…
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