Posts Tagged ‘fake news’
Non binary dog saves Italian ice competition
How cool is this dog? đ§đ
Read MoreDemocrats are dumb
Duh.
Read MoreSacred Geometry just a bunch of gay numbers
I went to check out all that sacred geometry bullsh*t that everybody is always talking about and it was just a bunch of stupid numbers. Who cares? So everything in life can be broken down mathematically and thatâs where binary comes from, and all matter is just tiny particles floating around and colliding and this…
Read MoreWill AI replace or enhance imagination?
Everyoneâs pussyâs have been squirting over the new AI art programs. âAre computers going to replace us? Will they take our jobs? Are they more artistic and creative than humans are?â Yes and no. Theyâre creating based off of what humans have already made. They can only work with what we give them. Like science.…
Read More“Open corruption” initiative takes effect in government
A new initiative amongst the entire government encouraging its employees to be âopen and honest about corruptionâ has officially gone underway. âAll politicians on every level are now required to be honest about the dishonest things they do in penalty of being fired.â Said Debrah Demoykins, speaker of the Government Regulations Organization, a group I…
Read MoreScientists predict by 2030 all news will be fake
Based off current trends, scientists have made a prediction that by the year 2030, all news will be considered fake in one way or another. âFake in the sense that, it will revolve around some trivial topic like a celebrity or a food recipe and not actually be relevant to society.â Said Dennis Bird, lead…
Read MoreGuy forgets headline, publishes article anyway
I also forgot the article too. My boss is going to have his way with me when he sees this. But screw it, I donât care anymore. Whatâs he going to do, fire me? He has nobody else! Literally! I look up and down my hallway and every office has cleared out! Itâs me, the…
Read MoreScientist proves that the universe is effectively meaningless
Professor Brett Powers, an astrophysicist currently teaching at Brown University has published a series of findings which have virtually rendered the universe meaningless, and humanity as, âinconsequential.â The papers follow various peopleâs daily lives and conduct surveys of their moods and how actions affect their realities and the world around them. After a 3-year study…
Read MoreBabies #MeToo politicians who kissed them
A group of babies led by one child prodigy who is able to speak and communicate with other babies despite being only 3 months old, have begun cancelling the politicians who have kissed them against their will at campaign rallies. âJust because our parents have held us out towards the politicians does not imply consent.â…
Read MoreTemple Terrace youth promotes demonstrably false theory about source of fudge production to younger sibling
Cayden Kizzler, a 7-year-old in Temple Terrace is the unfortunate victim of a malicious misinformation campaign by his 14-year-old brother Chet. Temple Terrace public health authorities were quick to respond, issuing the following statement: “Around the corner, aka your butthole, is NOT, in fact, where fudge is made. DO NOT under any condition eat ANY…
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