Posts Tagged ‘Jane Castor’
Mike Bloomberg Accidentally Buys Trip’s Diner During Sunday Coffee with Tampa Mayor
The Former Mayor of New York City, Michael Bloomberg, visited Tampa today to have coffee with current Tampa Mayor Jane Castor at the famous and recently built Trip’s Diner. The meeting was totally normal, nothing weird about a billionaire grabbing some coffee in Tampa with Castor in the up-and-coming neighborhood of Seminole Heights. The two…
Read MoreJane Castor Eliminates Negative Vibes
During a heated community meeting, Jane Castor was under intense pressure to lose her cool. “I’ve had my fair share of dealing with egos and attitudes,” said Tampa Mayor Jane Castor. “I took a deep breath, listened to what these folks had to say and we discussed everything in a civil manner.” During the community…
Read MoreJane Castor named hottest mayor
Tampa City Hall – Hillsborough County – Friday, 7.12.19 Lesbian Mayor magazine recently named Tampa’s own Jane Castor as the hottest mayor in the country. The competition was done on an instagram voting system, where users would “like” pictures of the lesbian mayor candidates, and after a 3-week runoff, Jane Castor narrowly beat Lori Lightfoot…
Read MoreJane Castor Accidentally Accomplishes Everything She Promised in Less Than Two Weeks
Brooke Hogan Library and Neighborhood Restoration Center – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 5.12.2019 In an incredibly fast turn of events, Jane Castor has accomplished all the goals she laid out during her campaign in less than two weeks. “Hasn’t even felt like I’ve been done with my first few hours as mayor,” Castor said while…
Read MoreCastor spends most of first day as mayor fielding prank phone calls from former mayor Buckhorn
Tampa City Council – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 5.1.2019 Incoming Tampa Mayor Jane Castor spent most of her first day on the job responding to a series of prank phone calls from former mayor Bob Buckhorn. “‘Is your refrigerator running?’ That kind of thing,” Castor said when asked to describe the nature of the calls.…
Read MoreJane Castor and David Straz Secretly the Same Person
Blake High School – Hillsborough County – Monday 4.22.2019 The race for mayor has taken a shocking and dark turn. After a 3 month investigation, Tampa News Force has discovered that the two remaining candidates for mayor are in fact the exact same person. The elaborate ruse was perpetrated by retired magician and comedic improviser…
Read MoreJane Castor Announces New Law Enforcement Initiative
Tampa Riverwalk – Hillsborough County – Tuesday 4.16.2019 Tampa mayoral front runner and former police chief, Jane Castor, unveiled her plan to further reign in Tampa’s crime issues during a press conference today. “Under my watch, this great city saw a 70% decrease in violent crime,” said Castor in a pre-taped segment “We must work…
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