Posts Tagged ‘Rays Baseball’
Kevin Cash admits why he removed Blake Snell from the World Series
Tampa Bay Rays manager Kevin Cash finally admitted why he removed starting pitcher Blake Snell after giving up just two hits through five and a third innings in the ultimately decisive Game 6 of the World Series against the eventual champions, the Los Angeles Dodgers. Cash said, “I misunderstood the format of the World Series.…
Read MoreRays manager Kevin Cash ruins everyone’s life
The Los Angeles Dodgers beat the Tampa Bay Rays 3-1 in Game 6 of the 2020 World Series in Arlington, Texas, to win their first championship since 1988 and depriving the Tampa Bay region of their first sports championship since September. All because Rays manager Kevin Cash pulled starting pitcher Blake Snell after five and…
Read MoreTNF 2020 World Series preview: Rays-Dodgers
The 2020 World Series between the Tampa Bay Rays and Los Angeles Dodgers begins tonight at 8:09pm, with all games scheduled to be played at the home of the Texas Rangers, Globe Life Park in Arlington, Texas, due to COVID-19, making this the first World Series in history to be played at a neutral site.…
Read MoreRays capture AL pennant; will face (insert TBA team name here) in World Series!
The Tampa Bay Rays beat the Houston Astros 4-2 in Game 7 of the 2020 American League Championship Series tonight in San Diego, California, to earn the second World Series berth in franchise history. I asked Rays outfielder and ALCS Most Valuable Player Randy Arozarena if the Rays were inspired to greatness by playing in…
Read MoreTampa Bay Area Yankees fans begin annual transition
The Tampa Bay Rays beat the New York Yankees 2-1 Friday night in San Diego to advance to the American League Championship where they’ll face the Houston Astros. The game was tied 1-1 until Mike Brosseau hit a solo home run off cheap-shot artist, wife beater and certified all-around shithead Aroldis Chapman in the bottom…
Read MoreVirtual Rays fan assaulted by virtual Phillies fans
A cut-out photo of a Tampa Bay Rays fan was assaulted while attending a game between the Miami Marlins and Philadelphia Phillies at Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia Sunday. “The other cut-out fans were so mean!”, says the Rays cut-out. “I guess they thought since I’m from Florida that I must have been a Marlins…
Read MoreFlorida Aquarium to become new home of the Rays
In a landmark deal, the Rays Touch Tank stingrays will be moving out of Tropicana Field and will now be housed at the Channelside Florida Aquarium. “These stingrays haven’t seen actual sunlight in years,” said Rays owner Stu Sternberg. “Within the next few years, you are all going to be seeing less and less of…
Read MoreRays playoffs to be held in Montreal
As part of the organizations “fuck the fans” program, the Rays will be holding their postseason games in a stadium in Montreal which is usually being occupied by the West Cooperstown High Hogs, a high school team which is loaning their facilities to the major league baseball team which is currently in no mans land…
Read MoreTampa Business Owner Digs Through Garage for Old Rays Memorabilia
In an attempt to congratulate the Tampa Bay Rays on their playoff achievement, local business owner Manny Plaqueiao spent much of his weekend digging through his garage looking for his old Rays memorabilia to hang up around his place of business. “I went to one game this year when they had the $2 tickets,” said…
Read MoreRays fan’s plan for side chick met with disapproval from fiancée
Tropicana Field – Pinellas County – Wednesday, 7.10.19 Diehard Tampa Bay Rays fan Kyle Atkins would like to start seeing other women but his fiancée Caitlyn Lancaster isn’t happy about it. “I’m confident it’s an amazing idea,’’ Atkins says. “Every turn, every what-if, what-if, what-if, only leads to more opportunity, more sex acts that Caitlyn…
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