Posts Tagged ‘Ybor City’
Tampa News Force personalities available to ride on parade floats
“A float with somebody famous on it is automatically a better float than one with a bunch of nobodies”
Read MoreTrump stashes classified documents in Ybor tunnels
Former President Donald Trump has responded to reports that there has been communication between the National Archives and Records Records Administration (NARA) and the House Oversight Committee acknowledging that classified records were found in boxes at Mar-a-Lago after Trump left office. “Yeah? So what?” he said in a press conference yesterday. “It wasn’t, like, super-classified…
Read MoreYbor City to Become 55+ Only Community
After the passage of a recent noise ordinance, Ybor City Historic Neighborhood Society announced it will begin requiring age verification to enter any business establishment in the district. “We are catering to the folks with money,” said YCHNS President Howard Milonaise. “I moved to this neighborhood five years ago and I love the culture, but…
Read MoreFailing nightclub in Ybor claims to be haunted
In a desperate attempt to draw attention, a struggling Ybor City nightclub has announced that it’s haunted. Up Down Etc, which opened last May has so far been utterly unable to catch on with clubgoers in the popular and highly competitive party district. “Okay, so maybe buying a nightclub in Ybor City during the pandemic…
Read MoreSnortable vaccine available in Ybor
A snortable version of the Covid vaccine has been released and is being distributed exclusively in Ybor City. The drug has been made snortable because that’s how some people are most comfortable taking their drugs, so the CDC wanted to give people a version of the vaccine that’s more palatable to them. “We realized this…
Read MoreReality show winner celebrates victory in Ybor City
Marko “Mike” van der Veeen, a low-ranking sales associate at Buy-N-Ride, a buy here, pay here used car dealership in Seffner, has won the title of champion on a new reality TV series and is celebrating with a week-long bender in Ybor City. “I did it! I fucking did it!”, he exclaimed, after disembarking from…
Read MoreYbor woman yells at guys in hard hats
As the city of Tampa and some surrounding areas continued to operate under a boil water notice that will be in effect until at least Thursday due to a water main being ruptured Monday, the level of tension seems to be rising among some citizens. Sarah Creamings of Ybor City witnessed a couple of workmen…
Read MoreGovernor DeSantis shows up late for tree lighting in Ybor
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis showed up very early this morning in Ybor City to participate in the 10th annual holiday tree lightning ceremony, which took place over two weeks ago. “I kind of wanted to avoid the crowd”, he said. “Plus, showing up fashionably late is something that’s cool to do.” The event was presented…
Read MoreKids-only gay bar opens in Ybor
“Totz”, a new gay bar catering exclusively to children, has opened on 7th Avenue in Ybor. Owner and manager Rico Freddy said, “It’s not really a ‘gay bar’ per se. I mean, it is a bar and it’s for gay people and it’s staffed by gay people. Huh. Well, I guess by definition it actually…
Read MoreGiuliani holds Ritz Carlton press conference in Tampa
“Well, now I’m really confused”, said Giuliani.
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